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better red than dead
Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.
Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.
Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.
Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.
Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...
Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...
better red than dead by СукаБлять March 18, 2025
stoner
You, most likely.
If you searched this up, you're probably a stoner just like me, high as fuck and seeing how many of these definitions apply to you.
Blinker
When you hit a vape of any kind until the overheat safety cutoff activates and stops producing vapor, usually accompanied by a blinking LED on the device, hence the name. Usually about 10 seconds and exists on box mods, disposable/pod vapes (both nicotine and THC vapes), and wax pens. Most often used to describe such a hit containing THC rather than nicotine as a measurement of bakedness. A blinker will get a casual smoker absolutely zooted.
Scalpers
The reason a lot of ordinary items become so expensive. Such as graphics cards, video games, tickets to sports games, etc. Lowlife assholes who can't get a job so instead resort to buying out stocks of highly wanted items to price gouge for them as they are now the only source of said product.
RTX 4090
By far the most powerful graphics card in existence. It can run any game at 4k on ultra settings without breaking a sweat. But the catch is that you'll pretty much need a second mortgage to afford it.
Oh, and you'll almost definitely need to upgrade your power supply unless you already have the previous RTX 3090 in your system cause this card is one thirsty boi. Can eat up hundreds of watts no problem.
Oh, and you'll almost definitely need to upgrade your power supply unless you already have the previous RTX 3090 in your system cause this card is one thirsty boi. Can eat up hundreds of watts no problem.
Kratom
Kratom is quite possibly the best legal drug in the United States while simultaneously being one of the cheapest. Many legal highs tend to be expensive or dangerous or time consuming, but kratom for the most part is none of these.
Kratom is a natural herbal substance and was used for thousands of years by indigenous people for its notable pain relieving effects. It is a partial opioid agonist, meaning the risk of addition and withdrawal exists, but is less severe than full agonists, like heroin or oxys. It can even be used to help addicts wean off where they can then taper off of Kratom much easier and with less discomfort.
An average dose ranges from 2 to 6 grams and, depending on strain, will produce pain relief, euphoria, anxiety reduction, possible mental stimulation, and calmness. A bag containing 100 grams can be had for as little as $16 from some vendors, providing anywhere from 20 to 50 decent doses.
Overall, kratom is enjoyable, safer than most street drugs, and cheap. Use in moderation and you'll likely enjoy it.
Kratom is a natural herbal substance and was used for thousands of years by indigenous people for its notable pain relieving effects. It is a partial opioid agonist, meaning the risk of addition and withdrawal exists, but is less severe than full agonists, like heroin or oxys. It can even be used to help addicts wean off where they can then taper off of Kratom much easier and with less discomfort.
An average dose ranges from 2 to 6 grams and, depending on strain, will produce pain relief, euphoria, anxiety reduction, possible mental stimulation, and calmness. A bag containing 100 grams can be had for as little as $16 from some vendors, providing anywhere from 20 to 50 decent doses.
Overall, kratom is enjoyable, safer than most street drugs, and cheap. Use in moderation and you'll likely enjoy it.
Michigan Renaissance Festival
Probably the most fun place to go, even as an adult. Michigan is a legal state for recreational weed now and there's always a shit ton of people smoking there nowadays. Aside from that, there's all sorts of medieval style booze to try. Perfect place to get crossfaded and just have a good time. Get a turkey leg for when the munchies eventually hit, they are massive and delicious. There's tons of fun little activities that are infinitely more fun when faded.
Me and my friend went to the Michigan Renaissance Festival and got crossfaded and then proceeded to rock climb, eat turkey legs, and hit on medieval bitches.
Michigan Renaissance Festival by СукаБлять March 20, 2024