Alternative Facts

Don't be so overly dramatic about it, Chuck. You're saying it's a falsehood, and our press secretary, Sean Spicer, gave alternative facts to that.
by СукаБлять February 03, 2017
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Geometry

Fucking stupid. Just another way for teachers to torture people and make them look stupid.

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1: You are probably here because you are taking this fucking class
2: Geometry is often taught by ugly, gray-haired men or women. Soon they will die of old age and we will be free of the communist people who make us learn it.
3: A geometry class is a good place to take an hour long nap.
4: Just plain fucking stupid.
by СукаБлять February 26, 2015
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garment varmint

A strange creature that lives in the great cloth caverns.
My garment varmint is getting excited by all the hot pieces of ass.
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Toxic Hell

The bathroom approximately 24 hours after consuming Taco Bell.
The bathroom is a Toxic Hell after I got through shitting my brains out after eating 12 bean burritos.
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Chairsofter

Airsoft campers that have insane ROF airsoft guns. They love being dickbags and ruining the fun of the sport by sitting in a corner with their piece of shit gun and blowing legit players away.
Real player 1: OMG I just got killed by a chairsofter in that corner.

Real player 2: I say we advance on him using actual skill and unload our hicap son full auto on him.

Real player 1: fuck yeah, noobs like him need to learn a lesson
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whorror

When you fuck a whore and get her pregnant. Congratulations you're gonna be a dad whether you like it or not.
I just fucked a whore and got her pregnant! The whorror!
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legal weed

What ALL 50 states in the US need.
I live in a legal state, Michigan. I started smoking at age 19 and it has helped with so many things from depression to social anxiety to my chronic back pain. If all states had legal weed, a lot of issues today's generations face would be much easier to cope with.
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