Overpowered

The FMG-9 in Modern Warfare 3.

The FMG-9 with akimbo is too overpowered.

by СукаБлять May 30, 2015

CH4

What comes out of my ass.

When I fart, I make CH4 aka methane.

by СукаБлять April 02, 2015

Fuggs

Ugly-ass shoes worn by trendy white girls whilst they sip on their overly-complicated coffee from ShitBucks.

I went into Starbucks to order a plain coffee. The girl behind the counter asked "how do you do that". I was dumbfounded until I noticed she was wearing FUGGS!

by СукаБлять January 04, 2018

Black Ops 3

Advanced warfare with a new name

When will activision stop charging 50 bucks for the same shit with a new title. And when will the weak minded assholes who buy it realize it's the same overused shit from last year.

Black ops 3 in a nutshell...

by СукаБлять November 08, 2015

Assorted Nuts

Multiple men having sex with the same woman.

Many crazy people in one area. Come in all shapes and sizes.

Man, that woman is getting assorted nuts.

This place is full of assorted nuts.

by СукаБлять January 26, 2015

nerf war

War with guns that shoot small foam penises. A fun and hilarious way to keep one's virginity.

BF-I got hit with 30 penises last night.
GF-EWW YOUR GAY GO AWAY!!!
BF-wait they're ner... Damn it she's gone. It was just a nerf war...

Oww why did you shoot me in the penis with a penis. That nerf war was intense

by СукаБлять January 05, 2015

Teabag

Roses are red, nuts are brown
Skirts go up, pants come down
Body to body, skin to skin
When its stiff, stick it in
The longer its in, the stronger it gets
It goes in wet and comes out dry
It comes out dripping and starts to sag

Its not what you think, its a teabag

by СукаБлять October 01, 2016