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Fuggs

Ugly-ass shoes worn by trendy white girls whilst they sip on their overly-complicated coffee from ShitBucks.
I went into Starbucks to order a plain coffee. The girl behind the counter asked "how do you do that". I was dumbfounded until I noticed she was wearing FUGGS!
by СукаБлять January 4, 2018
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Black Ops 3

When will activision stop charging 50 bucks for the same shit with a new title. And when will the weak minded assholes who buy it realize it's the same overused shit from last year.

Black ops 3 in a nutshell...
by СукаБлять November 8, 2015
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nerf war

War with guns that shoot small foam penises. A fun and hilarious way to keep one's virginity.
BF-I got hit with 30 penises last night.
GF-EWW YOUR GAY GO AWAY!!!
BF-wait they're ner... Damn it she's gone. It was just a nerf war...

Oww why did you shoot me in the penis with a penis. That nerf war was intense
by СукаБлять January 5, 2015
mugGet the nerf warmug.

Assorted Nuts

Multiple men having sex with the same woman.

Many crazy people in one area. Come in all shapes and sizes.
Man, that woman is getting assorted nuts.

This place is full of assorted nuts.
by СукаБлять January 26, 2015
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better red than dead

Play on words of "better dead than red", which means you'd rather die than be a communist.

Better red than dead implies that capitalism has gotten so bad and companies so greedy that you'd rather be communist (as there is ideally a minimum guaranteed food ration provided from the state for free) because otherwise you'll die from not being able to afford the highly inflated price of goods necessary for human life, such as food and water.
Hardcore American: What the fuck? You think we should just give food away for free and that healthcare should also be free? Better dead than red, you commie bastard.

Average American wage slave in 2050: *sigh* I have two jobs and work 100 hours a week and never get to spend time with my family and yet I still can barely afford to feed myself and my kids... Better red than dead, maybe those commies were onto something...
by СукаБлять March 18, 2025
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Maeng da

The kratom equivalent of za. Excellent quality powdered kratom, usually the best possible with powdered leaf and contains the highest concentration of alkaloids. More of the good stuff, less of the filler, just like with some dank ass weed! Means "pimp grade" in the Thai, the country this strain usually originates from.
There's a reason Maeng da rhymes with za. A fat bowl of some za followed by a solid 7 gram dose of red maeng da has me feeling like a living cloud for up to 4 hours.
by СукаБлять February 11, 2024
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Kratzed

Blitzed off kratom or Mitragyna Speciosa, a drug made from dried leaves of the aforementioned tree. Produces mild stimulant and opioid effects. Legal in most of the US, kratom is great for many other things beyond just getting high. Opioid addicts use it as a weaning tool and people like me use it as a substitute for dangerous pharmaceutical painkillers. Also makes you very happy, so it's also great for depression, in smaller doses.

Prolonged use can cause constipation and dependence, though the withdrawals are much more manageable than traditional opiates. It may also cause mild dissociation and depersonalization with extended use due to minor activity at NMDA receptors.

Though very rare, a small set of people will experience severe hepatotoxicity from kratom. It's advised to try a very small dose first and observe for any hepatotoxic symptoms as they will usually occur shortly after the first dose. If it doesn't happen, you're probably in the clear and will never experience this.

Overall, like weed, kratom has a remarkably low toxicity relative to dose and is much safer than many powerful opiates. The only deaths from Kratom use either definitely had other substances involved or was inconclusive as the culprit.

Use responsibly and enjoy being Kratzed!
I just ate 12 grams of red Bali kratom and now I'm kratzed out of my mind.
by СукаБлять November 30, 2023
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