Teabag

Roses are red, nuts are brown
Skirts go up, pants come down
Body to body, skin to skin
When its stiff, stick it in
The longer its in, the stronger it gets
It goes in wet and comes out dry
It comes out dripping and starts to sag

Its not what you think, its a teabag

by СукаБлять October 01, 2016

whorror

When you fuck a whore and get her pregnant. Congratulations you're gonna be a dad whether you like it or not.

I just fucked a whore and got her pregnant! The whorror!

by СукаБлять October 12, 2017

Autocorrekt

The process of typing something on a smartphone or tablet with autocorrect in which autocorrect proceeds to change some of the words into something that may even sound wrong.

**Txting**
Me: omg the cock in this bottle is so tight
Other Person: ._. What????
Me: CORK** fuck I got autocorrekt

by СукаБлять November 13, 2015

Overpowered

The FMG-9 in Modern Warfare 3.

The FMG-9 with akimbo is too overpowered.

by СукаБлять May 30, 2015

Assorted Nuts

Multiple men having sex with the same woman.

Many crazy people in one area. Come in all shapes and sizes.

Man, that woman is getting assorted nuts.

This place is full of assorted nuts.

by СукаБлять January 26, 2015

nerf war

War with guns that shoot small foam penises. A fun and hilarious way to keep one's virginity.

BF-I got hit with 30 penises last night.
GF-EWW YOUR GAY GO AWAY!!!
BF-wait they're ner... Damn it she's gone. It was just a nerf war...

Oww why did you shoot me in the penis with a penis. That nerf war was intense

by СукаБлять January 05, 2015

Black Ops 3

Advanced warfare with a new name

When will activision stop charging 50 bucks for the same shit with a new title. And when will the weak minded assholes who buy it realize it's the same overused shit from last year.

Black ops 3 in a nutshell...

by СукаБлять November 08, 2015