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Scrotissorie
Scrotissorie by Mahlbs April 27, 2016
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Scroticles • scrotic • Scroticate • Scroticism • Scroticular • Scroticure • Scroti-coat • scrotch • Scrotching • scrotchy
Scronick
Scronick by Someone Anonymous May 6, 2008
Scroticure
A long, lavish treatment of the seminal sack: including manscape, massage and manipulation. Often involves scented candles and rooting for The Redskins.
After losing the Fantasy Football Championship, Karl was compelled to perform a poignant and personal scroticure.
Scroticure by KlawzVengeance January 24, 2012
scrotocol
It comes from the words scrotum and protocol.
1. A set of regulations or procedures that a man has regarding his testicles.
2. The list of do's and don'ts concerning the testicular region.
1. A set of regulations or procedures that a man has regarding his testicles.
2. The list of do's and don'ts concerning the testicular region.
If you're gonna suck my dick, you have to stroke my balls. It's my standard scrotocol.
You don't kick another man in the nuts unless you're a pussy. That is simple scrotocol.
You don't kick another man in the nuts unless you're a pussy. That is simple scrotocol.
scrotocol by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009
scrotismal
(noun) Catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. Most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play.
scrotismal by brentmcd April 29, 2011
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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