Definitions by stooptard

implants 

Something that looks good until just after you've ejaculated.

Ooh. I just ejaculated. Now those implants look kind of stupid.

implants by stooptard September 6, 2003

farticulate 

The state of matter bteween solid and gaseous that describes the airborne feces passed with flatus.

When you smell a fart small pieces of farticulate shit get stuck in your nose.

farticulate by stooptard September 6, 2003

penis vein

An old Mississippi Delta blues name.

Unfortunately very little of Penis Vein Jones early material was caught on tape.

penis vein by stooptard September 6, 2003

sprewell 

To choke an authority figure while in an argument.

That bitch kept screaming at me so I sprewelled her until her head exploded.

sprewell by stooptard September 6, 2003

minivan

A vehicle driven by a male who has given up on life.

John stopped driving the minivan when his Prozac kicked in.

minivan by stooptard September 6, 2003

scrotic

A type of Yoga emphasizing folding, stretching and parasailing with ones scrotum.

Too much scrotic yoga may result in elephantiasis.

scrotic by stooptard September 6, 2003