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implants

Something that looks good until just after you've ejaculated.
Ooh. I just ejaculated. Now those implants look kind of stupid.
by stooptard September 6, 2003
mugGet the implantsmug.

minivan

A vehicle driven by a male who has given up on life.
John stopped driving the minivan when his Prozac kicked in.
by stooptard September 6, 2003
mugGet the minivanmug.

farticulate

The state of matter bteween solid and gaseous that describes the airborne feces passed with flatus.
When you smell a fart small pieces of farticulate shit get stuck in your nose.
by stooptard September 6, 2003
mugGet the farticulatemug.

sprewell

To choke an authority figure while in an argument.
That bitch kept screaming at me so I sprewelled her until her head exploded.
by stooptard September 6, 2003
mugGet the sprewellmug.

penis vein

Unfortunately very little of Penis Vein Jones early material was caught on tape.
by stooptard September 6, 2003
mugGet the penis veinmug.

scrotic

A type of Yoga emphasizing folding, stretching and parasailing with ones scrotum.
Too much scrotic yoga may result in elephantiasis.
by stooptard September 6, 2003
mugGet the scroticmug.

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