6 definition by stooptard

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A vehicle driven by a male who has given up on life.
John stopped driving the minivan when his Prozac kicked in.
by stooptard September 06, 2003

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Something that looks good until just after you've ejaculated.
Ooh. I just ejaculated. Now those implants look kind of stupid.
by stooptard September 06, 2003

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The state of matter bteween solid and gaseous that describes the airborne feces passed with flatus.
When you smell a fart small pieces of farticulate shit get stuck in your nose.
by stooptard September 06, 2003

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To choke an authority figure while in an argument.
That bitch kept screaming at me so I sprewelled her until her head exploded.
by stooptard September 06, 2003

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A type of Yoga emphasizing folding, stretching and parasailing with ones scrotum.
Too much scrotic yoga may result in elephantiasis.
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An old Mississippi Delta blues name.
Unfortunately very little of Penis Vein Jones early material was caught on tape.
by stooptard September 06, 2003

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