stooptard's definitions

implants

Something that looks good until just after you've ejaculated.

Ooh. I just ejaculated. Now those implants look kind of stupid.

by stooptard September 6, 2003

farticulate

The state of matter bteween solid and gaseous that describes the airborne feces passed with flatus.

When you smell a fart small pieces of farticulate shit get stuck in your nose.

by stooptard September 6, 2003

penis vein

An old Mississippi Delta blues name.

Unfortunately very little of Penis Vein Jones early material was caught on tape.

by stooptard September 6, 2003

sprewell

To choke an authority figure while in an argument.

That bitch kept screaming at me so I sprewelled her until her head exploded.

by stooptard September 6, 2003

minivan

A vehicle driven by a male who has given up on life.

John stopped driving the minivan when his Prozac kicked in.

by stooptard September 6, 2003

scrotic

A type of Yoga emphasizing folding, stretching and parasailing with ones scrotum.

Too much scrotic yoga may result in elephantiasis.

by stooptard September 6, 2003