scrotocol

It comes from the words scrotum and protocol.

1. A set of regulations or procedures that a man has regarding his testicles.

2. The list of do's and don'ts concerning the testicular region.

If you're gonna suck my dick, you have to stroke my balls. It's my standard scrotocol.

You don't kick another man in the nuts unless you're a pussy. That is simple scrotocol.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009

Scrotozoa

Microorganisms that team in the corners of your crotch and make balls smell like balls.

My wife wouldn't give me oral sex till I wiped the scrotozoa from my stinking balls.

by B. H. McNultey September 6, 2010

Scrotoplasm

Any number of fluids housed inside of the male scrotum; i.e. blood, seminal fluid etc.

The handrail annihilated his coin purse releasing a good amount of scrotoplasm.

by kid8088 April 17, 2009

Scrotobomb

To hang your scrotum out behind someone in a picture without their knowledge.

Oh my God, that guy scrotobombed our family picture.

by Eric the Annoyed June 21, 2016

scrotoplasty

tightening up loose ball sacks

Did you see that old guy at the gym, he had a ball sack that sagged so low it was hitting his leg like a pendulum. He could really use a scrotoplasty.

by sfballsack December 20, 2009

Scroticular

of or pertaining to the scrotum

When Bill sat on his nuts, he pinched a scroticular nerve

by Ryan O'Beirne July 25, 2003

Scroticles

(noun) The scrotal/testicular region.

\"Pinky was a nice cat, until he bit me in the scroticles.\"

by LittleSam April 26, 2005