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Scroticure

A long, lavish treatment of the seminal sack: including manscape, massage and manipulation.  Often involves scented candles and rooting for The Redskins.
After losing the Fantasy Football Championship, Karl was compelled to perform a poignant and personal scroticure.
Scroticure by KlawzVengeance January 24, 2012

Scroticles 

\"Pinky was a nice cat, until he bit me in the scroticles.\"
Scroticles by LittleSam April 26, 2005

scrotate 

1. Movement of the scrotum (i.e. man-sac) in a circular motion.
2. Instruction by a volleyball referee with scrotum on the brain.
1. KLL: I love sitting in my chair at work and scrotating.
KP: I didn't know you could still do that.
KLL: I can now...thank god for my new set of neuticles.
2. "Side-out, SCROTATE!'
scrotate by fu_db May 22, 2009

Scroticles 

Scroticles (noun); the extremely sensitive hair follicles located on the scrotum, known to cause intense pain if pulled, accidentally or otherwise; ball fuzz; nut fur.
I was playfully wagging my penis at my woman, who wasn't amused. She reached over and yanked a handful of scroticles from my nutbag. EPIC PAIN!
Scroticles by OneStarGator July 5, 2017

Scrotateous 

To have an abnormally large scrotum. The sack is often larger than most and hangs lower down. The size of the penis is not a factor in being a scrotateous individual.
Example 1
Rick: Did you see Vlad in the shower yesterday?
Dmitry: No I didn't, whats all the talk about?
Rick: Man, he is one scrotateous being.

Example 2
Jack: The doctor was surprised when I went into my physical.
Andrew: What? Why, they've seen it all.
Jack: Apparently he says I am very scrotateous.
Scrotateous by Kid in a sandbox January 7, 2008

scrotivator

Someone who is completely brainwashed by the Marine Corps...They believe everything those fat and nasty Staff NCO's and Officers have to say. They cause problems for everyone and are generally hated by people who just want to do their job without extra bull shit...
Cpl. Johnson is quite the scrotivator...
scrotivator by Keith Shannon April 25, 2006