A long, lavish treatment of the seminal sack: including manscape, massage and manipulation. Often involves scented candles and rooting for The Redskins.
After losing the Fantasy Football Championship, Karl was compelled to perform a poignant and personal scroticure.
1. Movement of the scrotum (i.e. man-sac) in a circular motion.
2. Instruction by a volleyball referee with scrotum on the brain.
1. KLL: I love sitting in my chair at work and scrotating.
KP: I didn't know you could still do that.
KLL: I can now...thank god for my new set of neuticles.
2. "Side-out, SCROTATE!'
Scroticles (noun); the extremely sensitive hair follicles located on the scrotum, known to cause intense pain if pulled, accidentally or otherwise; ball fuzz; nut fur.
I was playfully wagging my penis at my woman, who wasn't amused. She reached over and yanked a handful of scroticles from my nutbag. EPICPAIN!
To have an abnormally largescrotum. The sack is often larger than most and hangs lower down. The size of the penis is not a factor in being a scrotateous individual.
Example 1
Rick: Did you see Vlad in the shower yesterday?
Dmitry: No I didn't, whats all the talk about?
Rick: Man, he is one scrotateous being.
Example 2
Jack: The doctor was surprised when I went into my physical.
Andrew: What? Why, they've seen it all.
Jack: Apparently he says I am very scrotateous.
Someone who is completely brainwashed by the Marine Corps...They believe everything those fat and nasty Staff NCO's and Officers have to say. They cause problems for everyone and are generally hated by people who just want to do their job without extra bull shit...