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Scrotissorie 

Describes the crotchal activity of men during long periods of hot outdoor labor.
While mowing his lawn, Ricky Myren cooked a scrotissorie.
Scrotissorie by Mahlbs April 27, 2016

scrotismal 

(noun) Catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. Most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play.
Maaaannnn, I can't believe you made that lucky shot. That is just so scrotismal.
scrotismal by brentmcd April 29, 2011
I sure hope Brett Kavanaugh doesn’t become the latest SCROTUS. That’s be some serious drunk justice
SCROTUS by Midlife-Crisis Hulk October 3, 2018
Donald Drumph is the SCROTUS.
SCROTUS by Kfarny February 12, 2017

Scroteus 

Scroteus (n.) {skroh-tee-uhs, tyoos}:
1. Classical Mythology. A lesser mangod of courageonicity and bravitude, son of Testiclees, The Greek God of Nards.
2. A person of exceptionally scrotal constitution usually exemplified by an act of fantastical ballsiness.
3. (lowercase) Cosmotology. The blue liquid in which combs are kept.
pl. scrotei {skroh-tee-ahy}
This is the dawning of the Age of Scroteus, AGE OF SCROTEUUUUUSSS! Scro-teeee-uuuuuuus!
Scroteus by Jesus D. August 14, 2008

Scrotus Insignificata 

The possession of a scrotal sack of small proportions.
Billy_Bob unfortunately has a serious case of Scrotus Insignificata.
Scrotus Insignificata by Bones June 25, 2004