scrotic

A type of Yoga emphasizing folding, stretching and parasailing with ones scrotum.

Too much scrotic yoga may result in elephantiasis.

scrotic by stooptard September 6, 2003

Scrotissorie 

Describes the crotchal activity of men during long periods of hot outdoor labor.

While mowing his lawn, Ricky Myren cooked a scrotissorie.

Scrotissorie by Mahlbs April 27, 2016

Scronick 

To use any vibrating object to stimulate one's sexual organs.

Dude, I just Scronicked with my XBox controller.

Scronick by Someone Anonymous May 6, 2008

Scrotius 

Older brother of Biggus Dickus, Cousin to Glutius Maximus.
Circa 28 BC

The Roman senate sentenced Scrotius to 20 years in the penial colony.

Scrotius by gjw May 13, 2006

Scroticure

A long, lavish treatment of the seminal sack: including manscape, massage and manipulation.  Often involves scented candles and rooting for The Redskins.

After losing the Fantasy Football Championship, Karl was compelled to perform a poignant and personal scroticure.

Scroticure by KlawzVengeance January 24, 2012

scrotocol 

It comes from the words scrotum and protocol.

1. A set of regulations or procedures that a man has regarding his testicles.

2. The list of do's and don'ts concerning the testicular region.

If you're gonna suck my dick, you have to stroke my balls. It's my standard scrotocol.

You don't kick another man in the nuts unless you're a pussy. That is simple scrotocol.

scrotocol by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009

scrotismal 

(noun) Catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. Most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play.

Maaaannnn, I can't believe you made that lucky shot. That is just so scrotismal.

scrotismal by brentmcd April 29, 2011