Cousin

An anonymous sexual partner, in a social situation.

"Hey guys this is... uh.. my cousin!"

by atomicdonkey August 25, 2003

Cousin

A person who is your relative, your right hand, if you know what I mean. Now let's be honest, we all have had an sexual intercourse with our cousins, or at least got a hand job from a cousin.

Person: Hey cousin, wanna practice the pop bob sex dupe together?

Cousin: Oh hell yeah!

by Oh hey cousin. March 20, 2023

Cousin

a person in your life that is simultaneously one of your best friends because they are of your blood and therefore automatically connected to you, but also essentially a sibling to you - someone that God has blessed you with as a ready-made friend"

"my best friend is my cousin. Do I need say anything else"?

by MrSylhottie786 January 11, 2018

Cousin

That one annoying person in your family related to you

Omg my cousin in annoying AF bro

by It's me 555 October 06, 2017

Cousin

Your Blood, Some One Who You Care About , Your Parents Brother's Or Sister's Child , Or Some One You Would Consider A Best Friend Because They Know Everything About You <3

I Love My Cousin He/She Is Like My Bestfriend

by Badvibee August 11, 2013

Cousin

The person you go bowling with

"Cousin, it is your cousin. Let's go bowling!"

by pleasepleaseplease February 23, 2017

Cousin

A hillbilly term for wife.

Hank: No, it's my cousin's.

Kahn: Isn't cousin a hillbilly term for wife?

by Entr' Acte January 25, 2010