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Scroticism 

Synonym of “pussification”; pussy is strong (can take a beating), scrotums are weak (can not take a beating).
The scroticism (vs the pussification) of America has resulted in folks that think they deserve a job without submitting a resume (insert eye roll)

Scroticism of America means having your mother schedule appointments for you after 18 years old.

Scroticism of America means that you don’t have to check yourself, and I can blame any of my own fuck ups on anyone besides myself.
Scroticism by JeMel13 May 25, 2023
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scrotismal 

(noun) Catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. Most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play.
Maaaannnn, I can't believe you made that lucky shot. That is just so scrotismal.
scrotismal by brentmcd April 29, 2011

Scrotulism 

When one, or both, testicles are ejaculated during orgasm. There is no way to predict the disease as there are no warning symptoms however doctors at Johns Hopkins believe that concentrating on less stimulating imagery while masturbating can greatly reduce the chances of this happening (eg: a gardening magazine). There is, as of yet, no cure although it is manageable. A catheter is inserted between the testicles into the Urethra to facilitate more accurate urination and a small prosthetic scrotum can be used to protect the exposed testicles. Salt should not be applied to exposed testicle tissue.
Patient: 911? MY BALLS HAVE JUST COME OUT THE END OF MY DICK!!!

911 Operator: It's Scrotulism sir. A doctor will be with you shortly.

scepticism 

a doughting or questioning attitude
p1:that person we saw on tv has a lot of scepticism!!
p2:true dat!!
scepticism by invisiblekatlover February 14, 2012

scrotocasm 

1. the area between the bottom of a submarine and the ocean floor

2. a twitch that occurs when someone says "the" and a second person claps their hands together, causeing the first persons face to contort.
1. jays house
2. amanda on drugs
scrotocasm by brendan scully April 27, 2003

Scrotitis 

Scrotitis (or Itchy Balls Syndrome) is caused when the athletes foot fungus (tinea pedis) is exposed to a man's scrotum tissue. This causes a rash to form on the scrotum causing what some call: itchy balls
Person 1: "Ughhhh I should not have had sex with that body builder. My balls itch."

Person 2:"Oh God! You might have scrotitis! Get it checked out!"
Scrotitis by Scrotufobinun August 5, 2017

Adversarial Socraticism

Using Socratic-style questioning in bad faith to force an opponent onto permanent defense. Involves nitpicking definitions, edge cases, and hypotheticals until hesitation or nuance is made to look like confusion, stupidity, or defeat. Commonly used in online debates.
He didn’t win; he used adversarial Socraticism to trap the other person in definition hell while ignoring the larger argument.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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