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Scroticism

Synonym of “pussification”; pussy is strong (can take a beating), scrotums are weak (can not take a beating).
The scroticism (vs the pussification) of America has resulted in folks that think they deserve a job without submitting a resume (insert eye roll)

Scroticism of America means having your mother schedule appointments for you after 18 years old.

Scroticism of America means that you don’t have to check yourself, and I can blame any of my own fuck ups on anyone besides myself.
by JeMel13 May 25, 2023
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scrotismal

(noun) Catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. Most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play.
Maaaannnn, I can't believe you made that lucky shot. That is just so scrotismal.
by brentmcd April 29, 2011
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Scrotulism

When one, or both, testicles are ejaculated during orgasm. There is no way to predict the disease as there are no warning symptoms however doctors at Johns Hopkins believe that concentrating on less stimulating imagery while masturbating can greatly reduce the chances of this happening (eg: a gardening magazine). There is, as of yet, no cure although it is manageable. A catheter is inserted between the testicles into the Urethra to facilitate more accurate urination and a small prosthetic scrotum can be used to protect the exposed testicles. Salt should not be applied to exposed testicle tissue.
Patient: 911? MY BALLS HAVE JUST COME OUT THE END OF MY DICK!!!

911 Operator: It's Scrotulism sir. A doctor will be with you shortly.
by The man with the 'stash. June 4, 2009
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scepticism

a doughting or questioning attitude
p1:that person we saw on tv has a lot of scepticism!!
p2:true dat!!
by invisiblekatlover February 14, 2012
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scrotocasm

1. the area between the bottom of a submarine and the ocean floor

2. a twitch that occurs when someone says "the" and a second person claps their hands together, causeing the first persons face to contort.
1. jays house
2. amanda on drugs
by brendan scully April 27, 2003
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Scrotitis

Scrotitis (or Itchy Balls Syndrome) is caused when the athletes foot fungus (tinea pedis) is exposed to a man's scrotum tissue. This causes a rash to form on the scrotum causing what some call: itchy balls
Person 1: "Ughhhh I should not have had sex with that body builder. My balls itch."

Person 2:"Oh God! You might have scrotitis! Get it checked out!"
by Scrotufobinun August 5, 2017
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Adversarial Socraticism

Using Socratic-style questioning in bad faith to force an opponent onto permanent defense. Involves nitpicking definitions, edge cases, and hypotheticals until hesitation or nuance is made to look like confusion, stupidity, or defeat. Commonly used in online debates.
He didn’t win; he used adversarial Socraticism to trap the other person in definition hell while ignoring the larger argument.
by HotTakeFactory February 3, 2026
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