KlawzVengeance's definitions

Dryatus

To take an informal break from drinking.

Karl had been hammered all semester and was in need of a dryatus.

by KlawzVengeance October 25, 2012

Haboobie

A not quite fully developed windstorm.

Karl rushed home from work and braced for a wall of dust and gale force winds, but it was only a haboobie.

by KlawzVengeance August 9, 2012

Bait and Witch

Hot, sexy babe goes all to Hell shortly after marriage.

Loretta pulled a classic Bait and Witch packing on 30 pounds before their second anniversary.

by KlawzVengeance August 1, 2012

Christler

A late model sedan driven by Church Ladies usually about one thousand miles per year, thus a 20 year old Christler will have 20,000 miles. Although rarely maintained, they continue to run indefinitely by the Grace of God.

Just before the service Aunt Hazel rolled up in her Christler and Karl was nice enough to dock it so she could be seated in time.

by KlawzVengeance April 19, 2012

Scroticure

A long, lavish treatment of the seminal sack: including manscape, massage and manipulation.  Often involves scented candles and rooting for The Redskins.

After losing the Fantasy Football Championship, Karl was compelled to perform a poignant and personal scroticure.

by KlawzVengeance January 24, 2012

Portuguese Wesley

Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.

Karl made it up to him by performing a Portuguese Wesley.

by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010