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ticak by booshmaster April 30, 2003
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ticketblitz
A bunch of cops gather in one area then stop designated vehicles and give drivers citations for various infractions.
ticketblitz by jpg3 October 26, 2013
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ticak • tick • ticket • Ticker • tick tock • tical • Ticketmaster • tica • Ticket To Ride • tick dick
ticket-troll
A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.
While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.
ticket-troll by jpg3 December 8, 2013
Antifreeze tick gene
A gene that allows ticks to produce an antifreeze protein to resist frostbite and lower the freezing point of blood. The ticks have a protein called IAFGP that is triggered during winter months, which protects them from the cold. Mice that were injected with the protein were able to not get frostbite at subzero temperatures. They then genetically engineered the mice and breed them to have babies with the gene and they produced the antifreeze protein, IAFGP. The mice resists frostbite. One day, some humans could genetically engineer themselves with the antifreeze tick gene. That way, there's no more frostbite at subzero temperatures(below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, 0 degrees Celsius) until much lower temperatures(like 5 degrees Fahrenheit, -15 degrees Celsius or something). Eventually, the technology will be affordable to all.
Tyler: I just genetically engineered myself with the antifreeze tick gene. Now I don't have to worry about frostbite.
Antifreeze tick gene by HawaiianPunch1 July 11, 2021
meal ticket
(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.
Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.
meal ticket by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019
tickle tickle whoop
when you tickle and shove your finger up somebodys ass.
when you tickle.you tickle,you move your finger back and forth quickly across the asshole. when you whoop, you shove your finger up their ass.
when you tickle.you tickle,you move your finger back and forth quickly across the asshole. when you whoop, you shove your finger up their ass.
tickle tickle whoop by smiley killer May 29, 2012
ticklegasm
Noun or verb. An orgasm experienced as a result of prolonged tickling.
Ticklegasm may be elicited by light teasing stimulation of the genitals with instruments such as fingernails or feathers.
Less obvious, but increasingly accepted areas of the body that can be stimulated to induce ticklegasm include armpits, belly, inner thighs and, most commonly, the soles of the feet.
Ever increasing evidence exists in online discussion regarding the "foot-ticklegasm". Currect accepted reasoning for the phenomenon concerns the proximity of the area of the brain responsible for processing sensation in the gentials with the area responsibe for processing sensation in the feet. Intense tickling of the soles of the feet can result in "cross-wiring" of the neural pathways resulting in the brain processing the foot-tickling as if it were genital stimulation and triggering the orgasm reflex.
Indeed, reports suggest that this cross-wiring can have lasting effects, with many stating that after ticklegasm has been experienced once, subsequent subjection to foot tickling results in quick and obvious sexual arousal, often resulting in orgasm within minutes.
Ticklegasm may be elicited by light teasing stimulation of the genitals with instruments such as fingernails or feathers.
Less obvious, but increasingly accepted areas of the body that can be stimulated to induce ticklegasm include armpits, belly, inner thighs and, most commonly, the soles of the feet.
Ever increasing evidence exists in online discussion regarding the "foot-ticklegasm". Currect accepted reasoning for the phenomenon concerns the proximity of the area of the brain responsible for processing sensation in the gentials with the area responsibe for processing sensation in the feet. Intense tickling of the soles of the feet can result in "cross-wiring" of the neural pathways resulting in the brain processing the foot-tickling as if it were genital stimulation and triggering the orgasm reflex.
Indeed, reports suggest that this cross-wiring can have lasting effects, with many stating that after ticklegasm has been experienced once, subsequent subjection to foot tickling results in quick and obvious sexual arousal, often resulting in orgasm within minutes.
n. Tickle my foot and see if you can give me a ticklegasm.
vb. My wife ticklegasms pretty easily if I use her hairbrush on her soles.
vb. My wife ticklegasms pretty easily if I use her hairbrush on her soles.
ticklegasm by racheld July 21, 2014
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