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ticak by booshmaster April 30, 2003
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ticketblitz

A bunch of cops gather in one area then stop designated vehicles and give drivers citations for various infractions.
Numerous out of state truckers fell victim to the Lancaster, Pa. statecop's ticketblitz.
ticketblitz by jpg3 October 26, 2013
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ticket-troll 

A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.
While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.
ticket-troll by jpg3 December 8, 2013

Antifreeze tick gene 

A gene that allows ticks to produce an antifreeze protein to resist frostbite and lower the freezing point of blood. The ticks have a protein called IAFGP that is triggered during winter months, which protects them from the cold. Mice that were injected with the protein were able to not get frostbite at subzero temperatures. They then genetically engineered the mice and breed them to have babies with the gene and they produced the antifreeze protein, IAFGP. The mice resists frostbite. One day, some humans could genetically engineer themselves with the antifreeze tick gene. That way, there's no more frostbite at subzero temperatures(below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, 0 degrees Celsius) until much lower temperatures(like 5 degrees Fahrenheit, -15 degrees Celsius or something). Eventually, the technology will be affordable to all.
Tyler: I just genetically engineered myself with the antifreeze tick gene. Now I don't have to worry about frostbite.

meal ticket 

(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.
Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.
meal ticket by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019

tickle tickle whoop 

when you tickle and shove your finger up somebodys ass.

when you tickle.you tickle,you move your finger back and forth quickly across the asshole. when you whoop, you shove your finger up their ass.
austin gave sam the tickle tickle whoop treatment last night at the wrestling match.

ticklegasm 

Noun or verb. An orgasm experienced as a result of prolonged tickling.

Ticklegasm may be elicited by light teasing stimulation of the genitals with instruments such as fingernails or feathers.

Less obvious, but increasingly accepted areas of the body that can be stimulated to induce ticklegasm include armpits, belly, inner thighs and, most commonly, the soles of the feet.

Ever increasing evidence exists in online discussion regarding the "foot-ticklegasm". Currect accepted reasoning for the phenomenon concerns the proximity of the area of the brain responsible for processing sensation in the gentials with the area responsibe for processing sensation in the feet. Intense tickling of the soles of the feet can result in "cross-wiring" of the neural pathways resulting in the brain processing the foot-tickling as if it were genital stimulation and triggering the orgasm reflex.

Indeed, reports suggest that this cross-wiring can have lasting effects, with many stating that after ticklegasm has been experienced once, subsequent subjection to foot tickling results in quick and obvious sexual arousal, often resulting in orgasm within minutes.
n. Tickle my foot and see if you can give me a ticklegasm.

vb. My wife ticklegasms pretty easily if I use her hairbrush on her soles.
ticklegasm by racheld July 21, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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