a male human with a penis longer than the axis the earth spins on and is a ladies man and men go gay just to be with him and his hair is like a luscious, breezy,and graceful meadow in the heart of Switzerland, and when he has a discharge of male seamon,it is equivalent to the Indian ocean, and there for the woman implodes from his wonder and awe.
by rodney johannsen June 01, 2010
by sbethel1213 December 03, 2013
a god like looking boy, usually pretty dense, but looks cute doing it. extremely blunt but that reels people’s appeal to him more. if he doesn’t like you he will make that known so you are lucky if a gene wants to be your friend LETALONE boyfriend
if you couldn’t gather i (wormonastring69) am in love with a gene (unrequited 😔)
if you couldn’t gather i (wormonastring69) am in love with a gene (unrequited 😔)
by wormonastring69 June 02, 2021
by shrek is our lord and saviour October 02, 2018
Gene’s are always unbelievably sweet and genuine to everyone. They tend to be unbelievably hot and attractive and are absolutely amazing in relationships. They make the most loving and genuine boyfriends and have the biggest hearts. Their happiness is contagious and it is impossible not to feel happy when around them.
by Phat oof November 11, 2018
They called the cops on gene because they thought he robbed a store, but he didn’t. Damn bro he really got gened
by Thunder meat December 08, 2018
A tall, sexy beast with a firm ass and very broad shoulders. He looks so good from behind that you’d agree to a date without having seen his face.
He picks you up for lunch. He is confident, chatty and intelligent. He makes you laugh. He eats like a horse....even from other people’s plates. It’s a damn super power because he is so tall and thin.
As time goes on, it’s revealed that he’s not just brilliant at math, science and business. He can also fix anything. How is he real? He handles his money well and is a master in the sheets. You want to stop time and exist forever in his red bedroom. Women can exist on snacks, sex and him.
His DNA should be bottled and sold. His offspring are tall, tan and striking. His attributes do not fade with age. If you find one, you’ll want to keep him.
He picks you up for lunch. He is confident, chatty and intelligent. He makes you laugh. He eats like a horse....even from other people’s plates. It’s a damn super power because he is so tall and thin.
As time goes on, it’s revealed that he’s not just brilliant at math, science and business. He can also fix anything. How is he real? He handles his money well and is a master in the sheets. You want to stop time and exist forever in his red bedroom. Women can exist on snacks, sex and him.
His DNA should be bottled and sold. His offspring are tall, tan and striking. His attributes do not fade with age. If you find one, you’ll want to keep him.
by Ilikepopcorn February 04, 2020