zhoom 

The noise created when God impregnated the poor virgin Mary

“No honest Joseph, I swear I’m a virgin!”
“I have no idea how I’m pregnant, God must’ve Zhoom Zhoomed me”

zhoom by ostriches and emus April 23, 2019

zoom shirt

A clean shirt or blouse that's kept on the back of your desk chair to quickly be presentable for video conferences.

Zoom shirts are likely here to stay since more and more people are working from home due to Covid-19.

zoom shirt by talk2me-JCH2 July 3, 2020

Zoom potato 

A person who spends most of their day at home on zoom calls, thus causing a sedentary lifestyle.

Since the beginning Covid-19 lockdown , I’ve been working from home and have turned into a zoom potato.

Zoom potato by Karen Thrift August 2, 2021

zoomism

A minor quirk that exist when using Zoom platform that cannot be explained any other way.

I don't know why you cannot join the Break-out Room. Must be a Zoomism.

zoomism by marketingRus October 15, 2020

Zoom text fucking 

when you try to crack up your co worker through text while you’re both on a zoom meeting, and everyone is expected to look and actually be engaged.

Justine was zoom text fucking with me during a work meeting. She said she had to mute the mic so no one would hear her blow a hole in her bed from her fart.

Zoom text fucking by Clauris April 7, 2020

Zoom University 

Where the class of 2020 is graduating from at this point

"Dude, where did you go to college?"
"I graduated from Zoom University, class of 2020!"

Zoom University by dummythicc69 March 22, 2020