armored heifer

canned milk

If you take cream with your coffee, there is armored heifer in the pantry.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 18, 2022

Bangtails

Race horses

Look at that magnificent horse! I'm betting he will leave those other bangtails standing still.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 25, 2022

making sausage

Having a bowel movement.

I can't come to the phone right now! I'm in the loo "making sausage"!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 4, 2021

Nevervaxer

One (a person) who has vowed to NEVER get vaccinated with ANY of the Covid Vaccines.

Until there is more info about long term effects of these vaccines, I'll be a Nevervaxer!

by talk2me-JCH2 May 3, 2021

Put yourself away!

Make yourself scarce; keep your mouth shut and sit down!

I'm not talking to you, so put yourself away!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 25, 2022

M.I.T.

acronym: Made In Taiwan

EMS: "Where are you from mam?"
Patient: " M.I.T."
EMS: ????
Patient: "Made In Taiwan" 😇
EMS: "I knew that!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 7, 2022

Ladies Upstairs

Angels

O my bredren, when dem juridic Ladies Upstairs come, you will be sorry you haven't done more for de Lord!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 5, 2022