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Definitions by talk2me-JCH2

Tarantula-head 

Afro-American hair style with thick braids resembling large spider legs.
That guy over there with the "tarantula-head" hairdo looks like he's wearing a large spider for a hat!
Tarantula-head by talk2me-JCH2 April 26, 2024
A blowjob by a prostitute; by a hoe.
One night, I walked passed a car parked near a curb and a hooker was giving a customer a hoejob! True story!
hoejob by talk2me-JCH2 January 22, 2024
While walking to the subway late one night, I passed a car parked at the curb and a hooker was giving a hoejob to her customer. They were oblivious to me watching. True story!
hoejob by talk2me-JCH2 January 19, 2024

seat time 

The time an angler sits on a boat (or bank) sport fishing.
Though it's Winter and cold, I still manage to get in some seat time. Fishing is my passion!
seat time by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2024
Labias Majora; Camel Toe; Coochie Lips
Women are putting roll-on deodorant between their butt cracks and then rolling the same deodorant stick on their bifolds! YUK! NASTY!
Bifolds by talk2me-JCH2 November 25, 2023

Jersey juice 

I thought Jersey juice was an energy drink that instantly enlarges your gonads!
Jersey juice by talk2me-JCH2 November 19, 2023
The Everglades (Florida).
Soon he will leave for "the muck" where he will get work as a Marine Biologist.
the muck by talk2me-JCH2 November 7, 2023