talk2me-JCH2's definitions

Tarantula-head

Afro-American hair style with thick braids resembling large spider legs.

That guy over there with the "tarantula-head" hairdo looks like he's wearing a large spider for a hat!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 26, 2024

hoejob

A blowjob by a prostitute; by a hoe.

One night, I walked passed a car parked near a curb and a hooker was giving a customer a hoejob! True story!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 22, 2024

hoejob

A blowjob from a prostitute/hoe.

While walking to the subway late one night, I passed a car parked at the curb and a hooker was giving a hoejob to her customer. They were oblivious to me watching. True story!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 19, 2024

seat time

The time an angler sits on a boat (or bank) sport fishing.

Though it's Winter and cold, I still manage to get in some seat time. Fishing is my passion!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2024

Bifolds

Labias Majora; Camel Toe; Coochie Lips

Women are putting roll-on deodorant between their butt cracks and then rolling the same deodorant stick on their bifolds! YUK! NASTY!

by talk2me-JCH2 November 25, 2023

Jersey juice

Confidence; self-confidence

I thought Jersey juice was an energy drink that instantly enlarges your gonads!

by talk2me-JCH2 November 19, 2023

the muck

The Everglades (Florida).

Soon he will leave for "the muck" where he will get work as a Marine Biologist.

by talk2me-JCH2 November 7, 2023