Zoom University

Where the class of 2020 is graduating from at this point

"Dude, where did you go to college?"
"I graduated from Zoom University, class of 2020!"

by dummythicc69 March 23, 2020

Area 51

A letdown. Except for that one guy who Naruto ran behind that reporter.

Goddamnit, I was watching the Area 51 livestream all day and all that happened was a couple of people got arrested

by dummythicc69 September 21, 2019

Middle school sex

What happens in the middle school bathrooms when 11-year-olds discover the internet.

*in the highest, squeakiest voices you can imagine*
11-year-old guy: let's have some middle school sex baby ;) I got this dick for you right here
11-year-old girl: ooo how big are you
guy: 2 inches babyyyyy 💦💦
girl:ooo DAMN daddy let's do it 😈

by dummythicc69 September 21, 2019