Turned 

Getting turned is to get extremely high/baked.

Dude look at tyler, he is so turned right now.

Turned by Timmy the Turner September 7, 2011

turned 

A poker term. Similar to rivered except the card that helps your opponents hand is the 4th card instead of the 5th.

Jack has As Ks
Jane has Ah Qh

Flop comes Ad 10d Kd
Turn comes Jd

Jack was turned.

turned by Joshdajoker April 13, 2008

turned 

1. a defineition to discribe when a vampire changes a mortal into a vampire.
2. When a holy/shaman man displays his unflinching faith in the face of evil and that evil is repelled.

1. When I become a god all mortals in my path will be intantly turned.

2. As the malevolent spirits approached their last refuge form the turmoil he was able to turn them away.

turned by Tyrumble July 2, 2006

Turned 

If you're turned then you're super pissed off or tilted.

A: Man dude, that fucking game got me turned
B: I feel you, man. I started to turn a little too.

Turned by GodlyMilk October 24, 2019

Turned 

The blade's edge should be bent back to become blunt.

You have also turned his sword's edge.

Turned by Arminkshipper June 28, 2024

turned states 

converted from a member of a crime partnership into informant or witness, expose afore presumed secrets to government officials; trick-off, dime, rat-out, whistled, snitch

if his brother had not turned states on him, the unabomber would be a free man.

turned states by jinbou October 3, 2007

Turned All Florida

A special type of insane state one reaches that it can be only compared to the three ringed circus state of Florida. A state where meth heads, dopers, rednecks and weirdos are involved in all kinds of nonsense that become internet comedic gold. This special deranged state usually includes a mixture of elements including drugs, drinking, destruction, arrest, nudity, and some sort of sexual deviance with an inanimate object or wild animal.

Dude- "What in the shit happened to JD!?!? He drank 6 shots of Tequilia, smoked some PCP, then crashed his Ford F-250 into a Denny's and was arrested naked attempting to sodomize an inflatable alligator!"

Chick-"Sweet Jesus, he turned all Florida on us. There's no turning back once you break that seal."

Florida insanity alligator drugs booze rednecks weirdos beastiality

Turned All Florida by Furiosa the Accursed June 10, 2016