Thot 1: He's such a boomer.
Thot 2: What? He's only 18.
Thot 1: Just the way he talks is just eww.
Thot 2: Omg he's a zoomboom!!!
Thot 2: What? He's only 18.
Thot 1: Just the way he talks is just eww.
Thot 2: Omg he's a zoomboom!!!
by mushiejames August 29, 2020
That hot mamacita (or papa) who be droppin knowledge bombs on suckaz all day via the interwebs while WFH.
Gonna take my sexy Zoomboom out for some fancy delivery in the living room tonight! First meetin don’t start til 10am!
by Steambizzle April 04, 2020
Part of Speech:
Noun / Verb
Definition:
The act of launching into a long-winded, detail-heavy monologue that no one asked for—and no one can escape. Often repetitive, oddly specific, and delivered with zero awareness that everyone else has emotionally left the room.
Traits include:
– Repeating the same point with minor grammatical variations
– Unsolicited deep dives into niche topics (e.g., printer ink pricing trends since 2004)
– Facial expressions that suggest the speaker believes they're crushing it
Noun / Verb
Definition:
The act of launching into a long-winded, detail-heavy monologue that no one asked for—and no one can escape. Often repetitive, oddly specific, and delivered with zero awareness that everyone else has emotionally left the room.
Traits include:
– Repeating the same point with minor grammatical variations
– Unsolicited deep dives into niche topics (e.g., printer ink pricing trends since 2004)
– Facial expressions that suggest the speaker believes they're crushing it
(noun)
"That wasn’t a meeting—it was a 45-minute Zoomboom about Q3 binder clip inventory."
"We were talking about burritos, and she launched into a full-on Zoomboom about Aztec farming practices."
"We were talking about lunch options and suddenly Dave went full zoomboom about olive oil extraction methods."
"That wasn’t a meeting, that was a 45-minute Zoomboom with a PowerPoint."
(verb)
"I asked how his weekend was, and he zoomboomed me with a monologue about grout selection for his bathroom."
"Please don't ask her about hiking gear. She will zoomboom you into a coma."
"Don’t get her started on her dog’s digestive issues unless you want to be zoomboomed into next week."
"I tried to sneak out of the conversation, but he zoomboomed me with his entire fantasy football draft strategy."
"That wasn’t a meeting—it was a 45-minute Zoomboom about Q3 binder clip inventory."
"We were talking about burritos, and she launched into a full-on Zoomboom about Aztec farming practices."
"We were talking about lunch options and suddenly Dave went full zoomboom about olive oil extraction methods."
"That wasn’t a meeting, that was a 45-minute Zoomboom with a PowerPoint."
(verb)
"I asked how his weekend was, and he zoomboomed me with a monologue about grout selection for his bathroom."
"Please don't ask her about hiking gear. She will zoomboom you into a coma."
"Don’t get her started on her dog’s digestive issues unless you want to be zoomboomed into next week."
"I tried to sneak out of the conversation, but he zoomboomed me with his entire fantasy football draft strategy."
by DocScotsman June 14, 2025