groomsmen who is unable to attend the wedding in person but joins via a zoom call, usually carried about by another groomsman. Adding a tie to the tablet is optional.
Do due COVID-19 we have a groomsman attending today virtually, a zoomsman if you will.
A quick act of sex, especially fucking, between the legs.
My girl wanted me to give her the D through the legs, so that's how we fucked.
Since our baby started watching Team Umizoomi next door, we called it the Zoomiumi.