a marijuana cigarette that is poorly rolled, with tapered ends and a rounded enlarged middle section. usually the work of an inexperienced (or already intoxicated) joint roller.
by Dawn Davenport October 26, 2004
Jake : Damn Kiersten your so beautiful I wanna Impregnate you right now!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!
Kiersten : Oh Jake were at work we might get fired!
Jake : Who cares!
Chad : I do you if you two start makin babies on company time you'll be on welfare!
Jake : Kick Ass then I wont have to put up with your shit anymore!
Kiersten : Yeah come on Jake let's hit the bathroom so you can Impregnate me!
Chad : I think I'm gonna be sick!
by SlopNChop August 15, 2017
by Shaneo October 17, 2003
britney spears had an impregnator for a boyfriend now she has three kids and pays him child support.
by danbra May 17, 2011
by higuystys October 19, 2019
by Lolpopdody July 29, 2019
(adj.) A female who has had too many abortions to ever bear child.
(adj.) to be unpenetrable by enemy forces.
(adj.) to be unpenetrable by enemy forces.
Many britons believe thier island to be impregnable, but it has actually been invaded over 60 times since 1066. Fortunately, none of these were at all successful due to either poor planning or brilliant defensive mechanisms. Britain as a whole was only conquered once, by the roman empire, who actually took several attempts and centuries to do so. The vikings and saxons had very little in comparison to what Britain would later achieve.
by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004