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welcomey

Adverb: doing something in a fashion that welcomes, and leaves one feeling satisfied.
"She gathered her plants in a welcomey fashion."
by Rhysterbunny April 14, 2010
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Welcome to Night Vale

Welcome to Night Vale is a podcast series which airs twice a month and is presented as a radio show.
It is set in a small desert town called Night Vale, which is located somewhere in the southwestern United States.
The idea behind it is that in this town a whole lot of conspiracy theories are true and news that we (outsiders) would think is unusual is presented as if it is perfectly ordinary.
Every episode of the podcast includes a piece of music by a different independently-published artist as its "weather report".
It was created by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, is voiced by Cecil Baldwin, and is published by Commonplace Books.The theme and background instrumental music to the series was created by the band Disparition.
"A small desert town where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights pass over us while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale" -This is the introduction to the first episode of Welcome to Night Vale
by Intern Dalek Moriarty October 7, 2013
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Welcome to the cum zone

Where you can cum only inside anime girls
guy 1: "Welcome to the cum zone"
guy 2: "Where you can cum inside anime girls"
guy 3: "quivering clit"
guy 4: "double jointed pussy"
by Milkiekid October 17, 2020
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Welcome phone

A generic mobile phone, usually from a Chinese manufacturer, so-called because of its boot screen consisting of the word "WELCOME!" in some form or another.
I used to have this cheap welcome phone I bought off Wish but it died on me all of a sudden.
by Jeff Lambert May 22, 2021
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George Bush Welcome

being booed on arrival
"He certainly was expecting a round of applause, but he got a brutal George Bush Welcome."
by wannabeapanther February 7, 2009
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Welcome To Chicago

The coolest city-reppin' song in the rap game. Welcome To Chicago" by the rap group "Phyzical Thurapy" refers to the general areas of Chicago, Illinois. From Grant Park to Schaumburg, from area code (312) to (773), and from Highway 41 to Lakeshore Drive as being the best places on the face of the earth. Overall, this is the Chicago Anthem right here.

Check out their website at: www.phyzicalthurapy.com
and their myspace page at: www.myspace.com/therealpt
These are their lyrics off google from their song "Welcome To Chicago"

"You can see us postin up from Grant Park to Schaumburg,
3-1-2... cook county all day,
7-7-3... all the way to dupage (dupage)
Highway 41... lake shore drive,

Welcome, Welcome to Chicago! this is how we ride slow!"
by Bryce Millz December 22, 2009
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Welcome to the Internet

Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never fuck you
Here's how you can build a bomb
he sent you a pic of his cock, you are in the Welcome to the Internet.
by Reflex03 February 1, 2023
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