Applause 

The act of relieving semen in your hands, and then clapping in your partner's face.

"After they finished having sex, John blew a load in his hands and blinded Mary with some Applause for a job well done."

Applause by Butterman505 December 8, 2009

Applause 

What you call the clap if you have it for a long time or a very serious case

Paris Hilton doesn't have the clap, she has the applause

Applause by deeezenutz September 4, 2009

Applause 

A series of self given high fives driven by one of the following purposes:

1. Congratulate someone else's achievement.
2. Acknowledge the end of a joke, speach or musical scene.
3. Sing the "Happy Birthday" song.
4. Force the speaker to shut the hell up.
5. Kill a flying insect.
6. Mimic a seal.
7. For the sake of peer pressure.

You see, the applause is only present in the Happy Birthday song to prevent us from realizing how ridiculous it is. Try to do either of them separately and you'll get what I'm saying.

I'm just starting the applause so everyone can tell the joke is over and it's ok to laugh.

Applause by Renaum August 19, 2012

Applause 

A worse version of "the clap"
meaning to say that this person has HELLA stds.

this bitch tiffany doesn't just have the clap, she has the applause!

Applause by Katy Cheyenne April 21, 2010

Applause 

Before 5th grade, both males and females have no reproductive organs, just a plateau of skin. The only sexual thing they can do is hit their plateaus together making the sound of hands clapping.

Mom: Honey, do you hear what Timmy and Sally are doing?
Dad: They're just giving applause to the movie they're watching.

Applause by HustlerKidd February 18, 2009

Applause 

When two people with the clap have sex.

“Hey didn’t you hear that Sierra gave matthew the clap?” “Oh yeah so now when they fuck they applause!”

Applause by butmuncher3000 October 7, 2021

Applause From The Back Row 

When a man is doing a woman from behind and his balls slap her ass so fast it sounds like applause.

Girl One: Last night while I was having sex with him I could swear I heard clapping!

Girl Two: Yeeaaa... You were getting applause from the back row.. >.>

Applause From The Back Row by TheFifteenthMinute June 16, 2011