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Its too quiet

I need to be with people who love my company
as i too love theirs
All i hear is the clock ticking and a fly going crazy on some window
I love to be needed. I love to give.
My arrival did not stir any joy
(But the thought of seeing you certainly stirred mine)
Its too quiet
even though i gave a shout
my arrival did not cause a smile
arrival by Krkič June 11, 2019
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Dead On Arrival 

D.O.A or DOA

When someone or something dies before it gets where it needs to go or does what it needs to do.

An example would be when a person gets transported to a hospital, but they die before the get there, they are Dead On Arrival.
My dad was driving to work, but was found Dead On Arrival.

Anus Arrival 

when you're waiting for a chick to come over and bang her.
ohh nicee nicee, i wish anus arrival would come faster..
Anus Arrival by The Arrival Team September 9, 2010

Stoked On Arrival

When you here someone really hyping something or somewhere so you decide to visit this place and when you get there it's even more amazing then you could have imagined.
John: Man, have you ever been to london? It's totally amazing.. So much to see and do.

Paul: No man, i'll check it out.

(Paul byes a ticket to go and arrives in london)

Paul: OMFG! (Calls John) DUDE! I'm actually Stoked On Arrival!

ghostly arrival 

An unwanted spanking by a ghost, generally in works of fiction
“Casper gave me a ghostly arrival that only he could issue. His cold, dead hands slapped my bottom like a tea towel hitting a bluebottle.....”
ghostly arrival by Dick Rasch July 30, 2018

Fullmoon Arrival 

When a man ejaculates on an elderly woman's corpse that's been freshly dug up on a full moon.
Bruh, did you see the obituary? I'd give her a fullmoon arrival!
Fullmoon Arrival by Xpi_Piper September 9, 2021

Fullmoon Arrival 

When a man ejaculates on a elderly woman's freshly dug up body, on a full moon.
"Bruh- Did you see the obituary? Check the lunar calendar and grab the shovel, we're going to the cemetery! We're giving grandma a fullmoon arrival tonight."
Fullmoon Arrival by Xpi_Piper September 12, 2021
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