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starfish: hey can i borrow a pencil?
cow: you mean writing stick?
starfish: screw you.
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An abused instrument that is constantly being chucked a harmless bystanders.
*throws pencil*. Billy,"Owww!".
by Casserole March 21, 2003
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A writing tool used to mark paper. Made of graphite and wood and is very cheap.
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Something you start chewing on when you got no food at home.
by Enfero December 10, 2004
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1.)A writing and drawing tool made of graphite and wood. Comes in various shapes (lenght, color). Also available in different degrees of strenght (in Germany: 2B, B, HB, H, 2H - from soft to hard).
Can be used in zero-gravity.

2.)Also childish slang word for penis.
1.) American in a russian space-station MIR:
American: *takes out a biro*
"See? We spend 100.000.000 $ to develop this new biro. One can write in space, underwater and upside-down with it."
Russian: "Quite impressive!" *takes notes with his pencil*

2.) "John's got his pencil out!"
*laughter*
by Durel January 26, 2006
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to straighten the body (neck and back primarily, sometimes legs) through sheer panic or unease
Maxwell pencilled at the suggestion of dancing with him
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A writing utensil that is quite useful.
Can be found in numerous places around the world.
May I borrow that pencil of yours please?
by z August 09, 2004
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