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pencil

starfish: hey can i borrow a pencil?
cow: you mean writing stick?
starfish: screw you.
by 21patrick60 June 3, 2009
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pencil

An abused instrument that is constantly being chucked a harmless bystanders.
*throws pencil*. Billy,"Owww!".
by Casserole March 21, 2003
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pencil

A writing tool used to mark paper. Made of graphite and wood and is very cheap.
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by Pencil Definer May 30, 2004
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pencil

Something you start chewing on when you got no food at home.
by Enfero December 9, 2004
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pencil

1.)A writing and drawing tool made of graphite and wood. Comes in various shapes (lenght, color). Also available in different degrees of strenght (in Germany: 2B, B, HB, H, 2H - from soft to hard).
Can be used in zero-gravity.

2.)Also childish slang word for penis.
1.) American in a russian space-station MIR:
American: *takes out a biro*
"See? We spend 100.000.000 $ to develop this new biro. One can write in space, underwater and upside-down with it."
Russian: "Quite impressive!" *takes notes with his pencil*

2.) "John's got his pencil out!"
*laughter*
by Durel April 8, 2006
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pencil

to straighten the body (neck and back primarily, sometimes legs) through sheer panic or unease
Maxwell pencilled at the suggestion of dancing with him
by Perry Encil June 12, 2011
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pencil

A writing utensil that is quite useful.
Can be found in numerous places around the world.
May I borrow that pencil of yours please?
by z August 8, 2004
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