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wankerdonkies

"Wankerdonkies"
A very complex game using a ball or similar object. The aim of the game is to always keep the ball off the ground or 'alive.' Any number of people can play. The main rules are as follows; the ball must not touch the ground, any part of the players body is allowed to make contact with the ball to avoid this happening, with any number of touches. In the event of the ball touching the ground the player responsible receives a letter from the word 'wankerdonkies.' Therefore each time the ball touches the ground that person gets a letter from the word, in the same order. For example Fred has made the ball hit the ground three times - he has the letters, 'W' 'A' 'N'......
The loser of the game is the first person to receive all the letters. This can take a while. It is then up to the winner of the game to chose a forfeit for the loser. Or this can be jointly decided at the beginning. Any forfeit is allowed. Other than that there are no other rules.
"Whose up for a game of wankerdonkies"
"Lads what a great game of wankerdonkies"
"Awesome forfeit as well!!"
wankerdonkies by CallMeAl April 14, 2009

wankered 

to be so completely inebriated so as to lose all cognitive function
This guy was so wankered in the pub, that he pissed himself
wankered by da22er April 20, 2009

wankermobile 

A car tarted up by the lesser intelligent of the species in order to mask its actual shitness to the outside world.

Usually comprises of blue or green neon lights, and a cunt kit.
LOOK, WANKERMOBILE!!!!

Loud (shit) music, blue floor lights, that can mean only one thing kids! Wankermobile!!!
wankermobile by TheThirdMan April 28, 2004

WankerTanker 

When you wank your penis so many times in one day that it turns red. Like the local fire truck.
Dude I had the biggest wankertanker yesterday. I thought it was permanent.
WankerTanker by BigJdogSwizzle June 13, 2017

Wankeress 

- Seen Stephani and Mika?
- No I no longer talk to these two wankeresses.
Wankeress by Nashi-washi January 4, 2018

wankering 

Taking part in an act that will have you labeled as a wanker.
Pawan, would you stop wankering with those pokemon cards and come with us.
wankering by MAN_WITH_PANTS October 29, 2004