"Sorry about the wankremenance"
"Is that eggnog? Or wankremenance"
"Charles, I know you've set the table but there appears to be wankremenance upon the cloth, do clear it up before

Barbs arrives"

- can also be used to describe conversational topical irrelevance and quality

i.e. "That was some absolute wankremenance you were spraying"
"Is someone stirring up a shit sandwich? Coz it smells like wankremenance around here"

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.