WACKERMAN

An unatractive bald man, who touches himself inapropriatly in public. Usually found wearing a flight suit.

"Check out that wackerman over there." "Yeah. He's gay."

by Urbanighter February 24, 2007

Wackerman

Siiick af

"Yo that wackerman is so tight"

by Too2 Short2 January 20, 2023

Wackerman

Dude who is Hella lit. Gets all the bitches. Also known as Mr. Bitches. Probably drinks Miller lites or cold ones with the boys.

"Look at that siiick looming dude over there"

"Yeah that's Wackerman he's tonight af"

by Too2 Short2 January 20, 2023

HP Wackerman

A pretty cool guy with a taste for dolphins. Also, his mother once ate an entire melon with her eyes crossed and her fingers shut. Why HP? Probably because his name is Hugh and then his middle name is Peter.

Yeah he's a total HP Wackerman

by Guccinator516 September 1, 2010

Wackerman

Someone with a nose bigger than their penis and who is also into traps.

Look at that Wackerman over there he's nose deep in that trap.

by T1 T1 November 1, 2020