wankermobile 

A car tarted up by the lesser intelligent of the species in order to mask its actual shitness to the outside world.

Usually comprises of blue or green neon lights, and a cunt kit.

LOOK, WANKERMOBILE!!!!

Loud (shit) music, blue floor lights, that can mean only one thing kids! Wankermobile!!!

wankermobile by TheThirdMan April 28, 2004

wanker mobile 

A car, either a SAXO (usually in the blue colour that is also popular amongst Grannies) or a Subaru (either of the blue or black variety)

See that wanker in his wanker mobile, he looks like a cock - BARE laughs!

wanker mobile by Team Diva May 9, 2006

Wankmobile 

Pretending to be Batman while driving a mobile while wanking off

Hey joker check out my wankmobile

Wankmobile by Sex vibe July 22, 2018

wanker mobile 

A regular car that has been modified in the attempt to make it look like a sports car. Often has windows darkened with black see through sticky back plastic, an exhaust you could put your head in and more often than not has a huge bass music system in it that requires a small powerstation to run.

Look at that chav in his clio wanker mobile

wanker mobile by Wonky December 14, 2008

whackermobile 

Any civilian vehicle outfitted (flashing lights, sirens, strobes, spotlights, handcuffs on the spotlight handle, equipment console, laptop, decommissioned radar guns, etc) to resemble a public safety/service vehicle.

Look at that dickhead, Jeremey Dewitte, driving his whackermobile and playing wannabe cop.

whackermobile by Bearcatfan78 February 12, 2023