WankerTanker 

When you wank your penis so many times in one day that it turns red. Like the local fire truck.

Dude I had the biggest wankertanker yesterday. I thought it was permanent.

WankerTanker by BigJdogSwizzle June 13, 2017

Wanktanker 

1) A US submarine full of male naval officers.

2) A person so involved in themselves they wank so much they could fill a tanker.

1) I heard a Wanktanker pulled into Sydney this morning, they had to open the hatch to clear out the semen/sea-men stench.

2) Phil is such a Wanktanker if he were any futher up himself he could use his arse as a hat.

Wanktanker by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005

Wanktankerous 

A combo of Wanker and canktackerous. Explicitly used to describe British douche bag musicians.

Noel Gallagher is wanktankerous.

Wanktankerous by FogeyTron November 4, 2011

wankerstanker 

Pretty much every insult in one.

Omg Becky you’re such a wankerstanker!

wankerstanker by Supremeweeb June 27, 2019

Wanker Tanker 

The non PC version of Chelsea Tractor

Here comes Lydia in her new Range Rover Wanker Tanker. There goes the disabled space at Waitrose

Wanker Tanker by ThroatPunch May 2, 2021

Wankermaker 

An object of impeccable quality. So much that it causes one to get extremely horny.

Lennie: "George, did you see that porno starring my sister?"

George: "Oh yeah, I was in it, remember?"

Lennie: "Oh well, it was still a major wankermaker."

Wankermaker by King Quatch October 29, 2012