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Wanktanker 

1) A US submarine full of male naval officers.

2) A person so involved in themselves they wank so much they could fill a tanker.
1) I heard a Wanktanker pulled into Sydney this morning, they had to open the hatch to clear out the semen/sea-men stench.

2) Phil is such a Wanktanker if he were any futher up himself he could use his arse as a hat.
Wanktanker by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005

Wanktankerous 

A combo of Wanker and canktackerous. Explicitly used to describe British douche bag musicians.
Noel Gallagher is wanktankerous.
Wanktankerous by FogeyTron November 4, 2011

wankerstanker 

Pretty much every insult in one.
Omg Becky you’re such a wankerstanker!
wankerstanker by Supremeweeb June 27, 2019

Wanker Tanker 

The non PC version of Chelsea Tractor
Here comes Lydia in her new Range Rover Wanker Tanker. There goes the disabled space at Waitrose

Wankermaker 

An object of impeccable quality. So much that it causes one to get extremely horny.
Lennie: "George, did you see that porno starring my sister?"

George: "Oh yeah, I was in it, remember?"

Lennie: "Oh well, it was still a major wankermaker."
Wankermaker by King Quatch October 29, 2012

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026