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Wanktanker 

1) A US submarine full of male naval officers.

2) A person so involved in themselves they wank so much they could fill a tanker.
1) I heard a Wanktanker pulled into Sydney this morning, they had to open the hatch to clear out the semen/sea-men stench.

2) Phil is such a Wanktanker if he were any futher up himself he could use his arse as a hat.
Wanktanker by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005

Wanktankerous 

A combo of Wanker and canktackerous. Explicitly used to describe British douche bag musicians.
Noel Gallagher is wanktankerous.
Wanktankerous by FogeyTron November 4, 2011

wankerstanker 

Omg Becky you’re such a wankerstanker!
wankerstanker by Supremeweeb June 27, 2019

Wanker Tanker 

The non PC version of Chelsea Tractor
Here comes Lydia in her new Range Rover Wanker Tanker. There goes the disabled space at Waitrose

Wankermaker 

An object of impeccable quality. So much that it causes one to get extremely horny.
Lennie: "George, did you see that porno starring my sister?"

George: "Oh yeah, I was in it, remember?"

Lennie: "Oh well, it was still a major wankermaker."
Wankermaker by King Quatch October 29, 2012
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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