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wankercunt

Morph said:
If anyone asks, it was me who invented the word wankercunt
wankercunt by newk February 20, 2005
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wankercunt

A word used to abuse my friend Dodge.
Dodge, you are a wankercunt!
wankercunt by Morph February 20, 2005

Wundercunt 

A woman of almost supernaturally powerful social influence, who somehow, despite any explanation, controls a large group of people. She does not have to be pretty, or even intelligent, though having either of these traits makes her even more dangerous. Men usually want to fuck her, and hang around her in droves. Though she will not actually put out, she may flirt with them. Women keep on her good side, for fear of being ostracized from her group of influence, or worse.
Person A: "Oh my god. That's the fifth guy she's pulled into her clique now.. What is she, some kind of Wundercunt?"

Person B: "Shh.. She might hear you.. Do you -want- to keep your friends?"
Wundercunt by Bablefish June 8, 2011

wankerlust 

The innate desire to masturbate around the world.
"My wankerlust has been stifled by my financial ailments my entire life."

"Racking up those frequent flyer miles to expedite my wankerlust even further."
wankerlust by bman0255 October 14, 2013

wondercunt 

An example of the highest order of being a cunt. Use if describing someone as a 'total, total cunt' is simply not a strong enough order of words.
you won't believe what my friend john did, he wrote off my brand new car, he truly is a wondercunt.
wondercunt by LukeT September 8, 2007

wankelcunt 

A person who is impelled to cuntedness, someone who goes out of their way to be a cunt in everyday life and adds that little bit extra.
a wankelcunt is Any boss in a public organisation.
wankelcunt by blackberrybabey January 23, 2011

Wasted Wankertunnity 

Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.
DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"

DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"
Wasted Wankertunnity by VruhBaccum January 24, 2016
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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