wankercunt
wankercunt by newk February 20, 2005
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wankercunt
wankercunt by Morph February 20, 2005
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Wundercunt
A woman of almost supernaturally powerful social influence, who somehow, despite any explanation, controls a large group of people. She does not have to be pretty, or even intelligent, though having either of these traits makes her even more dangerous. Men usually want to fuck her, and hang around her in droves. Though she will not actually put out, she may flirt with them. Women keep on her good side, for fear of being ostracized from her group of influence, or worse.
Person A: "Oh my god. That's the fifth guy she's pulled into her clique now.. What is she, some kind of Wundercunt?"
Person B: "Shh.. She might hear you.. Do you -want- to keep your friends?"
Person B: "Shh.. She might hear you.. Do you -want- to keep your friends?"
Wundercunt by Bablefish June 8, 2011
wankerlust
"My wankerlust has been stifled by my financial ailments my entire life."
"Racking up those frequent flyer miles to expedite my wankerlust even further."
"Racking up those frequent flyer miles to expedite my wankerlust even further."
wankerlust by bman0255 October 14, 2013
wondercunt
An example of the highest order of being a cunt. Use if describing someone as a 'total, total cunt' is simply not a strong enough order of words.
wondercunt by LukeT September 8, 2007
wankelcunt
A person who is impelled to cuntedness, someone who goes out of their way to be a cunt in everyday life and adds that little bit extra.
wankelcunt by blackberrybabey January 23, 2011
Wasted Wankertunnity
Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.
DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"
DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"
DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"
Wasted Wankertunnity by VruhBaccum January 24, 2016
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