wagos

The male reproduction organ

she was sucking wagos all night long

by Tropical_matt October 21, 2003

band-aid wagon

Perjorative for ambulance.

Thank goodness the band-aid wagon is here! I've already lost eight pints of hemoglobin!

by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006

Woke culture ass wagons

A term used to say: this group is too woke and I am leaving.

Often used by people who think you care.

I have officially decided to leave this group. Ye'all woke culture ass wagons seem hell bent on making me hate something I love.

Bye

Spoke by the Great Red Neck Flounce Prophet: Krispen. Vol. 1. Muad'Dib's Spicy Memes for Bene Gesserit Teens, Bookface group.

by Silvaus January 14, 2022

Swaggin Wagon Dragon

Your number one best friend. No one is above them and you are perfect for each other.

They are swaggin wagon dragons and will be together forever.

by ballerg17 March 8, 2017

wee-woo wagon

wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo

Simon: Ow my leg hurts
wee-woo wagon: wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo wee woo

by Crusty Nugger October 4, 2019

The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa

A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:

My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.

Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.

Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.

by EpicScientician January 5, 2022

Flapper wagon

An uncircumcised penis that gets jerked off to the point of climax and you leave the semen in the uncircumcised flaps.

Klinton has a nice flapper wagon!

Did you see his flapper wagon? It really held his cum.

by Pandaassassin1 May 6, 2021