Wagoner

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A person that is so nervous about loosing their job that they will back stab and play on your fears to make themselves appear to be the superior worker. They will try and form alliances with others to back them up in their scheme as well as spread rumors and flat out lies. They appear jolly and happy and go out of their way to make jokes with the bosses but when you actually get to know the person they are more miserable then you could very imagine. They will try and start fights with you and then turn the situation around on you as if you were the bad guy.

Alice was so afraid of loosing her spot at the tin can company that she wagonered Joan (her friend) when lay-offs where about to come.

"Watch out don't get to close to Alice she might wagoner for your position"

Wagoner by lostarts November 3, 2008

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wagoner

a person with a gay dad

i sure bet that kolby is a wagoner

wagoner by kolbyretardass January 15, 2009

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Wagoner

1. A crap hole in the middle of no where
2. Once you are there, it is hard to ever leave

1. There is really nothing in Wagoner
2. Almost everyone I graduated with still lives in or near Wagoner

Wagoner by Jewels L October 19, 2008

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wagoner

any greater Los Angeles area sports fan

Wagoner: I've been a hardcore Lakers and Dodgers fan since like 2002, dude.

Me: Do you go to any games?

Wagoner: No, the traffic is terrible.

Me: What is your favorite NFL team?

Wagoner: Huh? Oh I love the team Beckham is on.

Me: Shut up and go home, you wagoner!

wagoner by sho.nuff August 28, 2011

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wagoner borrow

When you borrow something with the intent to not give it back. Less sever than stealing.

Do you like this book bag? I wagoner borrowed it from work.

wagoner borrow by Sticky fingers 2000 October 29, 2023

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band wagoner

A person who cheers for a team just because they are winning.

Scott Gallupe is a band wagoner

band wagoner by AaronK- January 25, 2010

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band wagoner

someone who only likes a certain thing because its "popular"

Sheila is a band wagoner only likes the dodgers when they're winning and hates them when they are losing

band wagoner by Shellybelly07 July 5, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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