Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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(Ireland) an obnoxious, agressive woman, a bitch
Our new boss is a right wagon!
by gp April 21, 2005
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one who's ass is excessively large.
haley has a nice wagon.
by saunderrs143 October 18, 2006
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A sports team that is on a hot streak, can’t be stopped. They roll over all of their opponents with ease.
Jim: “Did you watch the Yankees game last night”

Fred: “Yeah. Yankees are a wagon.”
by Alsjc August 13, 2019
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A person, typically female, with a disproportionately large posterior.
Todd likes Nadine because of the wagon she's draggin'.
by Jraczkow April 12, 2007
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