waffleiron 

A retort or riposte to tramwagon, commonly from IRC OP to lower-ranked user.

If I'm a tramwagon, then you're a waffleiron, Cartman.

waffleiron by lollipop-fighter July 24, 2004

Hongkong Waffleiron

The act of inserting ones penis between another person's butt cheeks while they have diarrhea, then, the person who has their penis between the others butt cheeks, slams them closed on their penis as the person with diarrhea defecates.

I want my mom to give me the Hongkong Waffleiron.

Hongkong Waffleiron by Jimmy P . December 27, 2024

WaffleProd

When you shit in the sink and finger blast it into the waste pipe

Well fuck, I’ve shit in the sink, I better WaffleProd it away.

WaffleProd by WaffleProder May 5, 2023

Colorado Waffle Iron 

The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.

Mack, "quint, whats that smell?"
Quint "Lil red pissed me off, so I Colorado Waffle ironed him"

Colorado Waffle Iron by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010

texas waffle iron 

To take a shit in someone's laptop, then closing the laptop onto said shit.

guy 1- What the sweet hell is that smell?

guy 2- It's coming from your laptop

guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!

texas waffle iron by spread condor September 25, 2010

Wisconsin Waffle Iron

Wisconsin Waffle Iron - When you poop on an open laptop and close it, pressing all the waste into the keys and leaving a waffle-like pattern.

Hey, right before Mike quit, he gave the boss the old Wisconsin Waffle Iron.

Wisconsin Waffle Iron by Petican August 5, 2019

mexican waffle iron

when you shit in a pull out couch and close it

She cheated on me so I left her a mexican waffle iron

mexican waffle iron by i dont want to August 1, 2020