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Hongkong Waffleiron

The act of inserting ones penis between another person's butt cheeks while they have diarrhea, then, the person who has their penis between the others butt cheeks, slams them closed on their penis as the person with diarrhea defecates.
I want my mom to give me the Hongkong Waffleiron.
Hongkong Waffleiron by Jimmy P . December 27, 2024

WaffleProd

When you shit in the sink and finger blast it into the waste pipe
Well fuck, I’ve shit in the sink, I better WaffleProd it away.
WaffleProd by WaffleProder May 5, 2023

Colorado Waffle Iron 

The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.
Mack, "quint, whats that smell?"
Quint "Lil red pissed me off, so I Colorado Waffle ironed him"
Colorado Waffle Iron by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010

texas waffle iron 

To take a shit in someone's laptop, then closing the laptop onto said shit.
guy 1- What the sweet hell is that smell?

guy 2- It's coming from your laptop

guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!
texas waffle iron by spread condor September 25, 2010

Wisconsin Waffle Iron

Wisconsin Waffle Iron - When you poop on an open laptop and close it, pressing all the waste into the keys and leaving a waffle-like pattern.
Hey, right before Mike quit, he gave the boss the old Wisconsin Waffle Iron.
Wisconsin Waffle Iron by Petican August 5, 2019

mexican waffle iron

when you shit in a pull out couch and close it
She cheated on me so I left her a mexican waffle iron
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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