Ranked

Pronounced Ran-ked or Ranked can mean flaking out around last minute.
Kind of like "stood up" in some cases.

Guy: Better not rank on me again!Last time you ranked on me!
Girl:When have I ranked on you?
Guy:When you cancelled our plans last minute and I was waiting for you.

by GotyesMom July 22, 2012

ranked

Achieving high ranking in the search engine results for a targeted keyword or phrase

Our site wasn't showing up in the search engines for the phrase "urban dictionary" until we got ranked and ranked hard!

by Shell April 5, 2005

ranked

to be owned, to be degraded

Ben: My girlfriend just dumped me
Alex: Dude...you just got ranked!

by DWong May 15, 2008

ranked

(adj) pimped-out or wicked cool

Check out my ranked new BMXing bike!

by Haylo May 31, 2005

ranked

To be completely and utterly drunk and stoned. (This may also apply to being only very drunk.)

"Load a bowl and pass me a beer, I'm going to get ranked."
"I'm so fucking ranked!"
Though Tom likes his beer, he always needs to smoke a few bowls to become ranked.

by LaVonneChew December 17, 2007

Ranked

A website (www.goranked.com) created by sci-fi writer Taylor Humphries.

I went to the website Ranked to find the highest ranked NBA dunks ever.

by HTBarnum December 4, 2018

ranked

To be completely and utterly drunk and stoned. (This may also apply to being only very drunk.)

"Load a bowl and pass me a beer, I'm going to get ranked."
"I'm so fucking ranked!"
Though Tom likes his beer, he always needs to smoke a few bowls to get ranked.

by Jojobah December 17, 2007