laptop

A 21st Century Boom Box

Yo' I just pissed off everyone on that train by walking in with "Move Along" playing on my laptop

by Dan the n00b slayer November 20, 2006

laptop

1. Small, portable computer that can be easily placed on your lap and give serious pain after many hours.
2. The leg and groin area of a male or female. Usually when the male's laptop is occupied by a female (or in nasty incidences, a male),...things can *come "up".

*Note: other ways of spelling "come" may be substituted.

1. I used my laptop while on the plane.
2. Come on baby, sit on my laptop and we'll see what comes up.

by Sherlock of the Creek July 11, 2003

laptop

1. The top on the lap.
2. The lap on the top.

The laptop topped off the lap.

by vvlad August 31, 2008

laptop

A smaller computer with no room for anything on it, battery dies in 5minutes.

I'm going to bring my laptop on the airplane so I can watch movies.

by Mel February 25, 2003

laptop

When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.
mod.
DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.

"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."

by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008

laptop

a computer that you can put on your lap

give me that laptop i want to put it on my lap

by amin82 May 13, 2020

laptop

The lap of a male...in some cases a female.......lets not get into that one

THe slut, Christina Aguilara was sitting on my laptop and scanning that sex ass (megabytez) all over me!!

by Jessica in Alaska....Anchorage January 31, 2003