by Dan the n00b slayer November 20, 2006
1. Small, portable computer that can be easily placed on your lap and give serious pain after many hours.
2. The leg and groin area of a male or female. Usually when the male's laptop is occupied by a female (or in nasty incidences, a male),...things can *come "up".
*Note: other ways of spelling "come" may be substituted.
2. The leg and groin area of a male or female. Usually when the male's laptop is occupied by a female (or in nasty incidences, a male),...things can *come "up".
*Note: other ways of spelling "come" may be substituted.
1. I used my laptop while on the plane.
2. Come on baby, sit on my laptop and we'll see what comes up.
2. Come on baby, sit on my laptop and we'll see what comes up.
by Sherlock of the Creek July 12, 2003
The laptop topped off the lap.
by vvlad June 13, 2006
by Mel February 25, 2003
When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.
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DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.
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DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.
"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."
by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008
by amin82 May 13, 2020
THe slut, Christina Aguilara was sitting on my laptop and scanning that sex ass (megabytez) all over me!!
by Jessica in Alaska....Anchorage February 01, 2003