Urban Dictionary: waffle

by Whitey October 05, 2003

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To shit on someone's laptop keyboard, then close the screen on it.

I locked my computer so no one could meatspin me, but I got waffled instead.

I just peeled this piece of shit off my keyboard and it looks like a waffle.

by The Weatherman May 06, 2008

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The solution to mass hysteria

If the puritains ate waffles there would have been no Salem witch trails.

by Juancho September 17, 2006

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Racial slur for a person of Belgian descent.

Fucking waffles taking our jobs...

by bubblebreaker March 22, 2009

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The best damned food ever. It is king of all foods, and is great with anything. Anything at all. It can make cow manure taste like chocolate, and chocolate taste like double chocolate, not that I've tried you sick fucks!

And the Lord sayeth: "Let those who eat the Holy Waffle have dominion over this world." And it was done, and He rested.

by Wafulz October 02, 2003

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When you moon someone thru a chain link fense.

Dude, let's go over to the overpass and waffle the fuckin' nine to fiver's.

by shootz January 28, 2005

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to change sides on an issue. One day you support something, the next day you oppose it.

John Kerry actually voted for $87 billion in reconstruction funds before he voted against it. One of many cases of Kerry waffles.

by 1_WTC_Lock September 24, 2004

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