Like a pancake with syrup traps.

The best breakfast food EVAR

To shit on someone's laptop keyboard, then close the screen on it.

Something large and syrup covered. Sometimes can be shiny and distracting to steal own the gaze of any onlooking. Especially useful in awkward situations, arguments, or any other need for an excuse to stop conversation or change the subject.

To talk unendingly, with no point to your conversation about totally idiotic things. Spamming on chat rooms is a case of waffling.

The official morning after food. After sex, in place of akward silence, and before you hit the road. Like the Wonder Twins, they are often topped with lots of nummy substances. When you don't know what to say, simply suggest waffles.

The best breakfast food in the entire world!!
It is also the subject of the best song in the world, "Do You Like Waffles?" by Parry Gripp.

Lyrics:
Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like french toast?
Yeah, we like french toast.

Do do do do !
Can't wait to get a mouthful!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Waffles!
Wa-Do do do do!
Can't wait to get a mouthful!

Do you like waffles?
Yeah, we like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
Yeah, we like pancakes!
Do you like french toast?
Yeah, we like french toast.

Do do do do!
Can't wait to get a mouthful!