waffleiron
waffleiron by lollipop-fighter July 24, 2004
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Hongkong Waffleiron
The act of inserting ones penis between another person's butt cheeks while they have diarrhea, then, the person who has their penis between the others butt cheeks, slams them closed on their penis as the person with diarrhea defecates.
Hongkong Waffleiron by Jimmy P . December 27, 2024
WaffleProd
WaffleProd by WaffleProder May 5, 2023
Colorado Waffle Iron
The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.
Colorado Waffle Iron by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010
texas waffle iron
guy 1- What the sweet hell is that smell?
guy 2- It's coming from your laptop
guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!
guy 2- It's coming from your laptop
guy 1- Damnit....TEXAS WAFFLE IRONNNNNNNNNN!
texas waffle iron by spread condor September 25, 2010
Wisconsin Waffle Iron
Wisconsin Waffle Iron - When you poop on an open laptop and close it, pressing all the waste into the keys and leaving a waffle-like pattern.
Wisconsin Waffle Iron by Petican August 5, 2019
mexican waffle iron
mexican waffle iron by i dont want to August 1, 2020
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