Definitions by WaffleProder

WaffleGrate

When you’re shat on a woven garden chair and grate your shit between the holes like a cheese grater.

Oops, I’ve shat myself on my garden chair, I better wafflegrate it away.

When you shit in the sink and finger blast it into the waste pipe

Well fuck, I’ve shit in the sink, I better WaffleProd it away.