WaffleProd

When you shit in the sink and finger blast it into the waste pipe

Well fuck, I’ve shit in the sink, I better WaffleProd it away.

by WaffleProder May 5, 2023

waffletron

A person that has a predeliction to ramble endlessly on inane topics and that seldom contributes relevant subject matter into conversations.

Nev, you never shut up, you're a regular waffletron.

by Crushtor December 26, 2004

wafflegod

Wafflegod is the god of all waffles, and her presence makes 10 year old boys horny around her. The only reason she has survived this long on the internet is through rumors of her actually being a 6 year old boy.

TheBluefly: I tried to have sex with Wafflegod, but she kicked me in the groin.

by MinecraftKing101 July 5, 2017

wafflepot

the coolest mf on tiktok

hey you heard about wafflepot?
you mean the coolest mf on tiktok?
yeah

by enrico gelli June 26, 2021

wafflefrogg

great content
coolest person ever

wafflefrogg is my mutual

by anonymous June 6, 2021

wafflegod

WaffleGod (or WaffleGoddess) is the goddess of all Waffles. All around WaffleGod are usually young male homo sapiens usually from of 5-12 Earth Years of age. WaffleGod is a superhuman that many young children would like to have sexual intercourse with rather than using their right/left hand.

WaffleGod also has a mating call and it is a long squeal of up to 130+ dB. The pitch is over 100,000Hz, when this call is initiated, only the suitable male homo sapiens can survive.

*Man1 joins the conversation*
WaffleGod: *SQUEEEALLLLLLLLLLLL*
*Man1 survives*

-=1 hour later=-

*Man1 conversing with Man2*

Man1: Yo I survived the WaffleGod mating call!
Man2: Did you fuck?
Man1: Nah, I'm over 12, that's why I'm Man1.

by XDFUCKINGHELLGREATDICTIONARYXD July 5, 2017

waffleiron

A retort or riposte to tramwagon, commonly from IRC OP to lower-ranked user.

If I'm a tramwagon, then you're a waffleiron, Cartman.

by lollipop-fighter July 24, 2004