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- verb

1) To reply to, usually in a sharp or retaliatory way; reply in kind to.

2) To return (an accusation, epithet, etc.) upon the person uttering it.

3) To answer (an argument or the like) by another to the contrary.

- noun

4) A severe, incisive, or witty reply, esp. one that counters a first speaker's statement, argument, etc.

5) A glass device used for distillation or dry distillation in chemistry.

6) A furnace used for cremating dead bodies.

7) An industrial pressure cooker.
Andre- Yo, man. I think that bitch I was hittin' last night put the burn on me, man.

Archibald- Perhaps you should refrain, forhtwith, from engaging in intimate relations with your mother. (retort)

Andre- Fuck you, man. (also retort)

blub blub blub (also also retort)

fwooooooosh! (also also also retort)
Retort by Speak and Spell February 28, 2009
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1. A metaphysical wrestler

2. A show on the YouTube channel Balboa Dean

3. Physically Challenged Wrestler
He's so small and weak, he should wrestle in retort.
Retort by Tomme boyd February 5, 2020
to display an example and/or to repeat.
well, allow me to retort!
retort by eddie May 23, 2005
A Retort is when you:
1. Fart
2. Suck your fart back up
3. And Fart again
Luke stop retorting!!
Retort by becty November 21, 2011
For when you don’t want to say retard or you’re too polite to say it
Oh I’m such a retort
Retort by halieisabellarose June 20, 2018
an insult to use instead of saying retard, a nicer more polite version of the insult

you can also be retorted or referred to as a retort stand as a further comeback
person 1: omg ok retort
person 2: uhh sure you're more retorted
person 1: omg no uuuu retort stand
retort by yeahwhatever23 May 4, 2019

Retort Tardiness 

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended
"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"