Definitions by qdizzle1672

Colorado Waffle Iron 

The act of shitting on ones laptop keyboard, then forcefully closing the laptop screen. This causes the shit to spread on keyboard in a waffle pattern.

Mack, "quint, whats that smell?"
Quint "Lil red pissed me off, so I Colorado Waffle ironed him"

Colorado Waffle Iron by qdizzle1672 October 22, 2010