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waffletron 

A person that has a predeliction to ramble endlessly on inane topics and that seldom contributes relevant subject matter into conversations.
Nev, you never shut up, you're a regular waffletron.
waffletron by Crushtor December 26, 2004
Words you can keep

WaffleProd

When you shit in the sink and finger blast it into the waste pipe
Well fuck, I’ve shit in the sink, I better WaffleProd it away.
WaffleProd by WaffleProder May 5, 2023

Waddletron 

When an extremely fat woman waddles when walking.
Yo, greg check out that waddletron, she is so big.
Waddletron by St33l T03 October 11, 2007

Waffletown 

A place where Waffles live in harmony with their families & friends.
Waffle 1: "Oh, hey, Waffle-ophogus. You look really happy! Where do you live at?"
Waffle 2: "I live in a small village on the corner of Druery Lane, called Waffletown. Everyone that lives there is a waffle."

Waffle 1: "Cool beans! I'm moving there asap!"
Waffletown by Brannah Schunzert August 6, 2011

wafflefrogg

great content
coolest person ever
wafflefrogg is my mutual
wafflefrogg by anonymous June 6, 2021

Waffletragel 

Waffletragel is another word for semen, genually used when describing someone.
Ricky: Don't cum allover my face
Tim: You better shut up then you mad waffletragel!
Ricky: Alright daddy
Waffletragel by LebronsCousin October 9, 2023

waffleiron 

A retort or riposte to tramwagon, commonly from IRC OP to lower-ranked user.
If I'm a tramwagon, then you're a waffleiron, Cartman.
waffleiron by lollipop-fighter July 24, 2004
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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