Velcro

The situation a couple faces when their pubic hair gets wound together during intercourse, forcing them to be Siamese twins for at least a year.

Cameron: Why are those queers walking together attached at the crotch?

Brett: Looks like the hairy type. Must have had some velcro action after the first slam.

Velcro by brett71011 November 11, 2018

Velcro

The bro-love inspired intimate act of two males scouring one anothers well developed beards together. To be used in place of: Handshaking, High fiving, or cuddling after sex.

"Nice job down there bro! Come give me some Velcro!!"

Velcro by 2 Dorks and a Dog May 31, 2011

velcro

an act that is so easy it's like unhooking hook and loop fasteners aka velcro. can also be used to affirm an action that will be taken.

guy 1: hey can you you turn off the lights after you leave?

guy 2: of course, straight velcro baby

velcro by jamesph April 6, 2010

Velcro

(noun) The interlocking of arm hair that occurs when two males are walking, standing or sitting in uncomfortable proximity to one another while wearing short sleeves.

"Dude, you're giving me Velcro, back off a little!"

"I feel something tickling my arm.... oh shit, it's Velcro"

Velcro by Jeet Singh October 22, 2006

velcro

(verb) to velcro: to mingle pubic areas together during lesbian sex;

(noun) velcro: the pubic hair

(abstract noun): the act of rubbing one velcro against another

derivitives:

velcro style
velcro sex
velcro meshing
velcro frotting
velcro fun

The two women gave each other a good old velcro up against the wall in the gay club.

The noise of intertwining velcro disturbed the sleepers in the next bed.

Her velcro was as crinkly as a Persian lamb coat.

velcro by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

velcro

Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.

Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with velcro straps."

velcro by Evil October 18, 2003

velcro

1. a person who is very slow
2. a household appliance and the answer to everything.

That class is way too hard for me, i felt hella velcro the whole time.
OR
Velcro is useful- especially to attach the remote to the television.

velcro by Yebeka December 19, 1999