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Vardo

A traditional British Gypsy horse-drawn wagon home that is commonly decorated with bright paint and gilding and intricately carved, and which includes functional wood stove and chimney.
You will never see a Vardo or any other Gypsy caravan model in an RV park in America. Ah, such cultural depravity of the Nomads in America.
Vardo by mlhiss September 9, 2019
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Pikey Dad: SON! Get in the vardo NOW!
vardo by Trampikey and Goldie! June 28, 2005
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vardo • vardon • vardogg • Vardouche • VarDoziT • Vardan • vardrid • vargo • vard • Varda
Uncommon Armenian first name for baby boys, meaning rose-haired (i.e. redhead). Usually given to tall and smart (although brunette) dudes. Often abbreviated with 'Vardik', it's almost impossible to get it right the first time.
Douche: "What's your name?"
Vardges: "Vardges"
Douche: "What?"
Vardges: "Marcus"
Douche: "Ahhhh..."
Vardges by KrazeeEyezKillah August 15, 2009
Someone with a very small penis is called Vadong. You ain't getting any vagina, because your penis is so small that no chick wants you near her vagina - - you are Vadong.
My buddy picked up this hot chick at the pub last night, but when he took her home, he pulled down his pants and the bitch said, "What the Fuck?, get outta here, you are Vadong."
Vadong by David Vadong July 8, 2010

Jamie Vardy 

A father figure to some, but mostly known as an English legend who is defended among social network by a group of people who support him. Creator of 'chat shit get banged', this one is not related to Peter Vardy, and instead is a footballer for Leciester City. He puts the King in King Power.
"Did you see that Jamie vardy scored again?"

vardbard 

A word made the the author Mr.M.Hobman
The word has its use in funny situations or if Tension Needs Broken

Also very nice to say.
''He's an Absolute Vardbard mate''
vardbard by -_-_-Maxi-_-_- March 5, 2021

Vardouche 

A word to describe an individual who has shown themselves to be very emotionless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

A soul less person that has zero ability to be nice to people within his group of "friends".

A person that has the ability, passion, and purpose in life to undermine others dreams

Has zero appreciation for the Tri-Wizard Tournaments and all things associated with Harry Potter.
I was submitting ideas for new events and I was totally shut down and dismissed since I said "Tri-Wizard" He was such a Vardouche.

yo! Vardouche shut your mouth!

Fuck you Vardouche.

Why you such a Vardouche?
Vardouche by Beiber ManChild March 15, 2011
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