Something only a Sith deals in.
"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
by awesomeMB9 September 25, 2020
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When you put absolute before an insult, you make its career ending abilities 10x stronger by making the victim feel dumb.
Without:

Guy 1: What’s 3 times 4?
Guy2: I’m not answering that you dunce!
Guy 1: :(

With:

Guy 1: what’s 3 times 4?
Guy 2: I’m not answering that you absolute dunce!
Guy 1: I don’t feel so good D:
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Not quite a 'total' but someone on the periphery, who you know well enough to use the c-blast in a friendly way.

Total - One of the finer people in life. It comes from not being able to say the affectionate c-word when you want to, in front of other people. So you say 'oh, he's a 'total'
You met Steve yet?

No, is he a total?

No, not quite, he's an absolute.
by samebleedingbit February 4, 2011
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Similar to Trill. When someone is thought of to be Absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. No questions asked. New terminology courtesy of Foreknow Apparel fam worldwide.
That guy is Absolute. Comin correct.
by Foreknow 4NO Apparel January 31, 2007
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remove the generic insult after absolute gonk,gimp etc. and your left with an insult.
'what an absolute'
by Fred October 20, 2003
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Similar to Trill. When someone is thought of to be Absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. No questions asked. New termanlogy courtesy of Foreknow Apparel fam worldwide.
That head is Absolute. He comin' correct.
by Foreknow 4NO Apparel January 28, 2007
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it is also an agreeing word. responding with this word can mean your agreeing.
P1: this shows going to be awesome
P2: absolutely
by jude-e December 5, 2001
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