The greatest art package of all time. Ships with versions of wordwindows/word. Pictures created in Paint often look like they were drawn by children.
I drew an awesome picture in Paint!
by Dr Ian April 10, 2003
I need a twenty from you.

You want that hard or that paint?
by Free Baser October 26, 2011
to leave shit residue on a penis (or condom) during anal sex
"Make sure you take an enema and clean yourself, cuz you dont want to paint him!"
by Singularly Prurient July 2, 2004
the same thing as the key in basketball. The rectangular area extending out towards half court from the baseline. Usually painted a different color from the rest of the court.
Coach: Get in the paint Aldo!
Aldo: What the hell is the paint?
Coach: The key:
by treyballer February 3, 2015
spunk; jizz

an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation.
dude, there's paint all over your face
by whatisface March 3, 2012
When the flop includes a Jack, King, and Queen a player may say "That's a lot of paint."
by Coell May 13, 2005
You can not spend more than 3 seconds at a time in the paint, or the other team gets the ball.
by cevirgec May 24, 2005