Caravan

1) A small, reliable airplane manufactured by Cessna capable of takeoff and landing in very small areas. High load capacity. Popular with FedEx pilots and drug dealers. Can be equipped for both freight or luxury.

2) A large, unreliable minivan manufactured by Dodge capable of infecting every driveway in a white suburban neighborhood. High load capacity. Popular with soccermoms and drug dealers. Equipped for both freight and luxury.

1) "My Caravan has fifty cupholders."

2) "My Caravan has fifty cupholders."

by Asshole October 06, 2003

Caravan

A massive minivan vehicle which will block the road infront of you. Driven by soccer moms with an obesity problem, they'll always obey the speed limit to be 'safe for the community', but would gladly blow a stop sign if it meant being infront of all the oncoming traffic.

I was driving down the road at 40 trying to get to work when the Dodge Caravan came out of a side street like a maniac, came in front of me, then promptly slowed to 25.

by Cheat August 30, 2004

Caravan

A metaphor for an over-obsessive male: constantly trails you, always attached, uses up more fuel than it's worth.

alex:are you off with me lol x wanna hang out tonight xxx
clare:i'm busy tonight
alex: lol lol
clare: why say lol if it's not funny
tom:baby i love you more than christians love god
tom: wanna have baby harvey?

clare + claire:HOLY SHIT they've gone ultimate caravan home on us

by barry and eric March 03, 2008

caravanning

A sexual act where the male stands and the female (or another male) sits behind on a skateboard, reaches up between the male's legs and gives him a handjob while he tows her around the room. The female is the "caravan".

I went caravanning around the living room with my girlfriend the other day.

by Dronevil September 03, 2007

caravan

A small metal container,usually placed in rows on a field of grass.Usually full of working class alcoholics with nightmare children.

We are going on holiday to skegness in a caravan

by Rachel April 15, 2004

Caravaning

A small party carried out in a small place, for instance a caravan, in which a lot of alcohol will be consumed, and generally both inanimate objects and livers are broken. These usually happen on a fairly frequent basis once a venue is found, and continue until said venue is completely destroyed.

Man, I went caravaning last night and ended up in a pool of my own sick in my mates backyard, it was fucking crazy...

by Roflcopter38 February 12, 2008

Caravaning

When a woman bends over, you run up behind her and thrust yourself in her.
She then, normally in alarm, tries to move away, where you then follow her as if you are and annoying object being towed.

I was Caravaning today as my wife bent over in front of me.

by Jondice April 03, 2009