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The Armenian meatball we all know and love. Vardon is a guest-star on David Dobrik's vlogs, where he is known for his energy and innocence. He actually holds the world record for being invisible longer than anyone else, and plans to rob Subway. Vardon is a victim of bullying at his school, however his good friend David and Josh Fucking Peck told the principal on the bully. Unfortunately, Vardon is currently at war with none other than Alex Ernst, the bunny-lover/furry we all know and love (and put on a few pounds). The two are feuding over... tbh we don't even know Vardon didn't let him go on a trampoline or some shit so Alex got mad etc etc. Ultimately, the only thing keeping Vardon going through all these daring tasks, is Krispy Kreme. Why yes, the main energy source for the high cholesterol goofball is the delicious, sweet, glazed donuts from his second home, Krispy Kreme.
Me: "Yo I love Vardon from David's vlogs!"
Liza: "Nah he fucking sucks."
Me: "Fuck you Liza, this is why you're not in the Vlog Squad anymore."
Liza: *explodes into dust*
vardon by TardGuard January 29, 2019
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Someone with a very small penis is called Vadong. You ain't getting any vagina, because your penis is so small that no chick wants you near her vagina - - you are Vadong.
My buddy picked up this hot chick at the pub last night, but when he took her home, he pulled down his pants and the bitch said, "What the Fuck?, get outta here, you are Vadong."
Vadong by David Vadong July 8, 2010

Vardouche 

A word to describe an individual who has shown themselves to be very emotionless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

A soul less person that has zero ability to be nice to people within his group of "friends".

A person that has the ability, passion, and purpose in life to undermine others dreams

Has zero appreciation for the Tri-Wizard Tournaments and all things associated with Harry Potter.
I was submitting ideas for new events and I was totally shut down and dismissed since I said "Tri-Wizard" He was such a Vardouche.

yo! Vardouche shut your mouth!

Fuck you Vardouche.

Why you such a Vardouche?
Vardouche by Beiber ManChild March 15, 2011
An amazingly long penis, typically over 14 inches.
I was so happy when I saw he had a varron.
varron by chizzazzle January 3, 2008
A more feminine way of talking about a dongle, which is a hardware device attached to a computer without which a particular software program will not run: used to prevent unauthorized use.
Dick: I can't find my dongle. I hate it when my colleagues use mine without asking.
Jane: My vadongle is missing, too. Someone must have taken it to show a video.
Vadongle by vadongler October 30, 2009
(n) A Varion is any member of the EVE Online Corporation, Varion Galactic. Varions follow the life long tradition of supporting a combat ethos and upholding integrity in every aspect of their lives.

Under the leadership of the Varion Commander, Varions constantly are seen combating immeasurable odds and overcoming them with ease. The Varion is the highest echelon of Elite Capsuleers in New Eden.
That Varion just instigated the largest uprising that New Eden has ever seen, nothing shall ever be the same again!
Varion by Proc Diadochu August 1, 2010