by Spanky411 September 30, 2006
The Armenian meatball we all know and love. Vardon is a guest-star on David Dobrik's vlogs, where he is known for his energy and innocence. He actually holds the world record for being invisible longer than anyone else, and plans to rob Subway. Vardon is a victim of bullying at his school, however his good friend David and Josh Fucking Peck told the principal on the bully. Unfortunately, Vardon is currently at war with none other than Alex Ernst, the bunny-lover/furry we all know and love (and put on a few pounds). The two are feuding over... tbh we don't even know Vardon didn't let him go on a trampoline or some shit so Alex got mad etc etc. Ultimately, the only thing keeping Vardon going through all these daring tasks, is Krispy Kreme. Why yes, the main energy source for the high cholesterol goofball is the delicious, sweet, glazed donuts from his second home, Krispy Kreme.
Me: "Yo I love Vardon from David's vlogs!"
Liza: "Nah he fucking sucks."
Me: "Fuck you Liza, this is why you're not in the Vlog Squad anymore."
Liza: *explodes into dust*
Liza: "Nah he fucking sucks."
Me: "Fuck you Liza, this is why you're not in the Vlog Squad anymore."
Liza: *explodes into dust*
by TardGuard January 29, 2019