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Vardouche 

A word to describe an individual who has shown themselves to be very emotionless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

A soul less person that has zero ability to be nice to people within his group of "friends".

A person that has the ability, passion, and purpose in life to undermine others dreams

Has zero appreciation for the Tri-Wizard Tournaments and all things associated with Harry Potter.
I was submitting ideas for new events and I was totally shut down and dismissed since I said "Tri-Wizard" He was such a Vardouche.

yo! Vardouche shut your mouth!

Fuck you Vardouche.

Why you such a Vardouche?
Vardouche by Beiber ManChild March 15, 2011
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A extremely overweight person whom enjoys constantly consuming food.
Jessica: Gah. This person won't stop texting me about food.
Tyrone: That's Virdouche alright; he probably wants Taco Bell again.
Jessica: What a fatty.
Virdouche by TheBlackTaco November 10, 2009

kardouchean 

1. An extremely annoying family that is only famous because one of them made a sex tape with a rapper. They deserve neither fame nor fortune.

2. Someone who is only willing to have sex with athletes or black guys.

3. Someone who will do anything to not have to do anything, and gets payed to do it.

4. To be famous only because someone in in your family is a slut.
Keeping up with the kardoucheans is the worst show ever!

" What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions? "-Daniel Craig (AKA James Bond) on the kardoucheans

You know what kim, you need to leave this show. You need to go kim, you're rude.-Nikki Sixx attempting to interview kim kardouchean
kardouchean by TurkTurkleton December 28, 2011

Kardoucheian

Anyone who watches or has watched, participated in or otherwise gained entertainment value of any kind from watching "Meet the Kardashians".
Check out that Kardoucheian watching that fucking meaningless show "Meet the Kardashians", what an asshole!
Kardoucheian by MHL425 December 18, 2014

Vacadouche 

The annoying friend on social media that insists upon providing and posting constant updates regarding their vacation. The hallmark of the Vacadouche is that they start with pre-vacation countdown posts from 2-4 weeks out. This is followed by travel day updates every minute including in flight postings where air travel and sky hi wifi is available. Then, constant snip it posts and pictures of every mundane aspect of the vacation stay's daily activities. All is consummated at the end with multiple sad postings regarding coming back to reality followed by 2-4 weeks of post-vacation flashbacks. All while you are such a self absorbed Vacadouche to realize that no one gives a shit.
Sandy: Hi Sara. Have you followed Linda's posts about her vacation.

Sara: How can I not? She's been posting for a month. She a real Vacadouche.

Sandy: You are right. No one cares.
Vacadouche by Eaton Holgoode October 2, 2014

Vedoucheraptor 

The Vedoucheraptor, or Vedouchious Raptoranus, is a species native to the inland coastal tribal hunting grounds of the common male stereotypical hairy southern bridge nosed jawa wombat. Standing an average height of -1003cm, the Vedoucheraptor preys on the unsuspecting Drop Bears of South East Asia, primarily Australia. They are known for their ferocity and also for the all too common erectile disfunction that plagues their kind. The Vedoucheraptor is a direct descendant of the town of Home Hill, being its first child from the illegitimate relationship with its sister city Ayr in Northern Queensland.
Fred: "Holy F**K Joe, Did you see the size of that Vedoucheraptor !!!"

Joe: "Yeah...that was a big one."

Valedouchetorian 

The douchiest person in each graduating class.
He commited more douchey acts than anyone in his class and graduated valedouchetorian.